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lmfao poor delivery guy was so confused

Supreme Court my ass

@hay_killa LMFAOOO

halloween in Leedom will always hit different

there's two chicken fingers and two spring rolls in my pocket rn

still can't get over the fact that during our fruit and veggie conversation one of my students thought that hot dogs were both fruits and vegetables

the people who make the signs in trader joe's and home depot should have a font competition

ripped my pants this morning while helping a kid open their lunch box. happy first day of school 🤪

i'm somehow on mermaid tiktok now ????

Donate/Share for an amazing co-worker and her family♥️ gofund.me/6d39f27a

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

my tik tok algorithm is wild. I got clown college. garbage men. skin walkers and frogs.

drinkin light beers heavily

watching jeopardy with my dad is one of my favorite things to do

you should be able to check animals out of the zoo like a library book

one of my kids just called his toenails shells. SHELLS. i'm SICK

@escans you're livin your best life!!!! listen to TFB and throw yourself through a wall for me ❤️

once hayley kilian's tongue hangs out of her mouth its time to leave the state...