Elliott Schleewand

@DevinOlsenn What a fucking joke

The 10x parameter release will be in FSD V15. Any guesses when we will get v15?

@JonathanGuito iS thE geAr sHiFter VeGan?

Tesla is at a crossroads. It's put up or shut up time but we're in limbo with too many things, especially autonomy and Robotaxi. Shareholders need SUBSTANTIAL updates on the earnings call. The Say forum opens up in a week. Everyone needs to bring their A GAME when it comes to the questions. No buyback shit. No xAI shit. No political shit. No brown-nosing shit. We need salient, direct, comprehensive questions that help us understand where Tesla is, where Tesla wants to be, what's standing in the way, what to expect in the next three to six months. Start drafting them now. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP, COMMUNITY.

@Deandawiz I thought he'd go to the browser, go to tesla.com - on the order page click buy.

How to get FSD 14.3 on a HW3 car early

@mikepat711 And weirdly no mention of 10x parameter count in release notes. Wondering if that slipped to later updates.

Disappointing to see that it still can’t understand arrow paint and DNE signs. Wonder when this stuff will finally be handled

@NoContextHumans Best. Funeral. Ever.

If I go to a funeral and I see this trust me I'm leaving 😭😕😂

@_Sozyko_ I overdid it and it left me with a frozen shoulder. Not fun, take care!

Theoretically if I started planking till failure everyday would that help me strengthen my back

@mikepat711 Cool thanks. Really hoping 14.3 will solve most of the issues. It either does or it'll drag on for a while with small jumps to next local maxima. I hope the former...

@ESchleewand In my area? Stop (except right turn) signs, school zones, super extreme weather. Last one I don’t think is necessary for conditional UFSD. I think it’s safe enough now at least for UFSD with driver required in drivers seat ready to take over if system requests it

FSD V14.2 is the first one that actually requires a lot of effort to remember that you’re still supposed to be in charge of the car. The mental adjustment this causes is very profound. The thought of going back to the old way is too insane to entertain. It’s Tesla only until someone else ships something similar.

@tslaming Hot take: Monobrow looks ugly and has no character.

Comparing the Model 3, Model Y, and Model YL, which rear-end design do you like most? 🍿

@EFIEBER_ANDRE Vor jedem Abbiegen muss ein Datenschutzformular auf dem Display ausgefüllt werden.

🚨 Ähm… ich glaube, bei mir wird gerade etwas ziemlich Wildes ausgerollt. FSD Supervised in Deutschland?! 🇩🇪 👉 Software Update 2026.4.1 inklusive FSD (Supervised) v14.3.1 !!!!!! Habt ihr das auch bekommen? 😳

@Chrischael @electric_benni @RonnyGolisch Junge, du hast das System dann gehackt. Mit nem Chip extra aktiviert. Was glaubst du denn was die Bullen dann sagen lol? Da ists egal wie sicher das Ding ist. Egal, wers nicht einsieht selber Schuld.

@ESchleewand @electric_benni @RonnyGolisch So klar ist das überhaupt nicht. Das Auto ist effektiv sicherer mit FSD als ohne, Tesla liefert dazu ja regelmässig Statistiken. Also müsste erst mal nachgewiesen werden, dass du etwas gefährliches gemacht hast, sonst können sie dir nicht so einfach was anhängen.

@electric_benni @RonnyGolisch Wenn offiziell erlaubt, ne ganz andere Sache. Du überfährst jemanden und es stellt sich raus dass du das System gehackt hast obwohl es überhaupt nicht freigegeben ist. Dann biste vorbestraft, zahlst Strafe, etc und wer versichert dich dann noch? Maximal dumm.

@ESchleewand @RonnyGolisch Hä? Dir ist schon klar, dass auch beim offiziellen FSD supervised, nach wie vor der Fahrer in der Haftung ist. Also ja, wenn DU unfähig bist deine Fahrt zu überwachen, dann bist DU sowas von dran! 😂

@EFIEBER_ANDRE @elonmusk Ich tendiere im Auto trotzdem immer mein Handy zu nehmen. Auch für Youtube oder sonstige Seiten. Ausser Netflix.

Hey @elonmusk, quick wish: Can we please get the X app in Tesla? Tried the browser and it’s pain. The login process is already frustrating. Would be great! Thanks.

@living_energy How many eggs did you lay?

In 2006, I accidentally ran a red light experiment on my chickens. We left town for Christmas during a cold spell and put them in the garage with a 250W red bulb from the feed store (the only bulb they had left). Came back to an explosion of eggs. We'd used regular bulbs before to no effect. I started shining it on myself while I worked. At first for the warmth, then as evening lighting because my eyes felt better. Soon my sleep improved. Found some obscure NASA wound-healing research on Google and a world of "cold lasers" and never looked back. That was 20 years ago. Welcome to the party, Nature.

@iamtobi I hope it's not going to be a weirdmobile that won't get approval in Europe like the Cybertruck.

Elon confirms Tesla is working on something cooler than a minivan. Fuck YES! 🔥🤘🏻

@elonmusk The MY 5 seater should be able to bring forward the middle seat individually and also have isofix so a reboarder can fit. That way it would be perfectly comfortable for 3 in a row.

The Cybertruck rear bench has three sets of isofix attachments and is wide enough to fit three child seats or three adults

@isaraerospace @AndoyaSpace A scheene Weisswurscht hobt's do!

We are back on the pad at @AndoyaSpace with our launch vehicle ‘Spectrum’ getting ready for Mission ‘Onward and Upward’. The launch window opens not earlier than 25 March, 9pm CET, subject to weather, safety and range infrastructure. Follow along for updates and watch the livestream starting at T-1h (8:00pm CET, 7:00pm UTC, 2:00pm ET): youtube.com/live/MsbZj8Pxm…

@Rothmus Many introverts exist in South America. They live in tunnels under the cities so I heard.