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Eminem is my uncle’s ex wife’s son’s previous next door neighbor

@isabellRoseXoXo There ain’t no freak in French fries

Harrison Ford Tells The GREATEST Joke of All Time! BROCCOLI?

Alien propaganda reveal

Of coarse dryer vents are made of aluminum foil. They make them so long bc of all the rips you put in them putting them on.

@DedaRose Score!

Even though it's my guys birthday, I'm leaving him later to go to a concert with my daughter. Our 2nd one ever! Plus, I got these tickets at a steal! $47 seats for $15!! It pays to go directly to the box office and not through the ticket sites online

@ShaneQ36 I hid her surge protector extension cord today... Petty Season time of year

Game On!! My coworker threw out my opened bag of generic chips that were on a shelf in nobody's way. So... when she discovers her new can of Pringles are missing... I will tell her I ate them instead.

@EWalsh64 Again?😆

@ShaneQ36 We will be on 48 hours if it happens again

@DedaRose I pretended to be him. Even made the sound in my head when I was running 🤫

My mom made us kids watch this

Don’t forget to put fresh Daylight Savings air in your vehicle tires

@EWalsh64 You’re a good mom😆

@ShaneQ36 Well ... actually... the bar tender was upset that someone broke the handle...so i showed her how to pull the chain...and then I stalked the restroom for her...as a courtesy 🤷 Did you pull the chain? Go pull the chain!!

It cost me $23 to use the coffee shop restroom.

@EWalsh64 Co-ed bathrooms are great

@ShaneQ36 😬 I just flirted at karaoke by showing a guy how to flush a toilet by pulling the chain when the handle broke...

@EWalsh64 Under staffed

Recall in today's email warns me ...469 days ago today I may have purchased tainted food...

You’re welcome. ELVIS COSTELLO - PUMP IT UP youtu.be/IiqRO9FZnV4?si… via @YouTube

Now we’re naming phones after car models?

@ch616ch It’s 6. The rest are wrong

@DedaRose Lookin good!

Obligatory rest area selfie 😉

@NotTodayEric That’s annoying

The average person spends 8.3 years of their life being annoyed.

@DedaRose I think I saw 5 but not sure if they were all planets or not.

@ShaneQ36 There's one above the tree too.✨

Last night's moon. Planets visible. Can you see them?