Erlend Ytreeide

@emaxstatman So, again, no end product as we drew at home against a relegated Hellas. I don’t see it in Conceição

Chico Conceição game by numbers vs. Hellas Verona: ◉ 8/11 Ground duels won ◉ 3/5 Dribbles completed ◉ 3/4 Shots on target ◉ 3/3 Long balls completed ◉ 9 Touches in opp. box ◉ 5 Ball recoveries ◉ 5 Fouls won ◉ 4 Chances created Solid performance.

@JuveTalk_ This has to be the worst of all time. Poulsen and Melo would boss this midfield

Spalletti déçu de la performance proposé par ces joueurs hier remets en doutes certains joueurs‼️ Les joueurs sont : Digregorio, Thuram, Cambiaso et David par exemple. Le banc lui aussi est remis en cause, les joueurs entrant peine à faire la différence en fin de match et cela agace 😬. Le mercato estivale sera on ne peut plus décisif quand à la crédibilité du projet sportif de la Juventus sous Spalletti. (@tuttosport)

@AleandroBz I think everyone - including Bremer - agrees that was a cucumber up. But help us all from that goalkeeping. Not the first time, not improvement, not good enough

Blame Di Gregorio all you want but Bremer cannot get away with this shit

@CollinRugg What a businessman, awesome

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

@GJustjuve I actually always did

Never liked him

@ITruth98 Not a single bad word accepted - bomber!

Dominate your profession, then when you walk away from it all when the time is right and live however you want. My striker is a legend.

@khaledalnouss1 How on anyone’s green earth are the upcoming games manageable when you are not able to beat a relegated Hellas Verona at home??? FFS I could cry! Enough with this mediocre squad, I’m way beyond done - make this bs go away

The next three games are very manageable. There are no excuses for not finishing in the top four, and a top-three finish remains achievable given AC Milan’s form. It depends on us.

@juvenewslive @mirkonicolino It went much faster than that when Juventus were sent through Dante’s Inferno. At least it is the Italian way this time around

🚨 | The investigation into referees is expanding: as Sky Sports reports, as early as next week there could be new individuals under investigation by the Milan Prosecutor's Office, which has just requested a 6-month extension for the inquiries. [@mirkonicolino]

@juvenewslive What the fuck has he done wrong?

I love that he just doesn’t give a fuck. Why bother? Do your thing. Long live Pipita.

@cecegkh If anything - at this kind of establishment- people should be encouraged to do it more. Enjoy, load up on bacon and eggs, love it! Would totally do it if it was a thing

@BianconeriZone Dear God yes

Should Juventus consider offers for Conceicao this summer or would it be just extra work to replace him?🤔 📺WATCH: youtu.be/II59nKMNyzU?is…

@sulkfenomeno Start playing veteran football - I rock mine at practice

Is there a way I can rock a football shirt and football shorts without being seen as a 10 yr old or full kit wanker?

@khaledalnouss1 @TonyMellace7 Leave him alone, he looks happy and that he deserves. Bomber!!

@TonyMellace7 His current condition is not surprising, considering he returned from the summer break significantly overweight, even during his peak years.

Don’t wanna hear Pipita slander. My man is now a wise elder

@Z_1896 @kubb4 @ustemtsomfaen Ja i motsetning til alle andre som sitter på løsningen og øser av seg?

@EYtreeide @kubb4 @ustemtsomfaen Godt vi har dere to til å komme med de gode, konstruktive løsningene.

Lyn draktene på sønn sitt rom byttes midlertidig ut. Når Aadland er ferdig henges de pent opp igjen. Coaching i det absolutt nederste sjiktet og skrekkelige 3p etter 4 matcher mot 3 soleklare dumpekandidater. Forventer møteaktivitet på Kringsjå denne uken!! 👟💨

@FoodPleaser Abomination

Describe this spaghetti in one word 🍝

@NCdeLange @Lynfeed Og vi underpresterer ikke i år, jeg tror vi er akkurat der veldig mange fryktet, og det er kanskje det mest frustrerende av absolutt alt

Underpresterer vi i år eller overpresterte vi i fjor og i 2024? Det er nå vi må støtte opp og vise at vi hører hjemme! Ikke noe av det her «jeg kommer når de blir bedre» pisset! Det er norsk 1. div gutta! Ekte foppal og trøkk! Faen meg det vi lever for! Ned i grøfta og kjempe!

@NCdeLange @Lynfeed Det er lov å være ekstremt skuffet over jobben som ble gjort på markedet, av resultatene, av spillet, av banesituasjonen, av hvor vi plutselig stod i 2026 uten å bli stempla som «vi kommer når de blir bedre». Vi har gått i mørkere skyggedaler enn dette - men noe må faktisk skje

@juvenewslive And a Donald Trump-style training kit as well🤩

9 games, 6 wins, 3 draws, 6 goals conceded. ⚪️⚫️

@XtraAzzurri @NimaTavRood @Azzurri @FIGC Pirlo outside top 10 is just🤦🏻‍♂️ Not serious

📊TOP 20 Greatest Italian Players Ever: What changes would you make?⤵️

@kubb4 @ustemtsomfaen Ja nei nå er det ikke kake igjen til noen, og lyset er slått av. Dette snur ikke, det er ikke kvalitet nok i laget. Og det er 2 streker under det svaret. Klink nedrykk

@ustemtsomfaen @EYtreeide Man gidder jo ikke dette pisset her!!! Nå må Aadland gå. Totalt ubrukelig opplegg.