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Philip Banks

@EarthwormJones

My life is dope and I do dope shit.

Southern Oregon Katılım Mart 2015
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Hidden in Frame
Hidden in Frame@HiddenFrame_·
For the film Interstellar to show the character Murphy Cooper in different ages, director Christopher Nolan instead of using de-aging or prosthetics, used a method called hiring different actors
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@FernBallew As an old dorky dad now, I'm impressed by Kalis' ability to be 'cool' for 30+ years. Incredibly difficult to do imo 🤣🤣🤣
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Josh Ballew
Josh Ballew@FernBallew·
Find someone who talks about you the way Rob Dyrdek talks about Josh Kalis.
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@highbrow_nobrow They don't believe that. They want YOU to believe that so you don't ever question him. It's fucked up how little respect they have for us.
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The Intellectualist
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·
Trump’s WH Spiritual Advisor, Paula White: “To say no to Trump is like saying no to God.”
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
Watching 'Kindergarten Cop' with my kid and Arnold Schwarzenegger made the funniest fucking sound when he got shot. We watched it like 50 times 🤣🤣🤣
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@TheCassiniGames I tried last year. Could only make it a couple hours before tapping out. Gonna try it again this Summer tho 🤷‍♂️
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John@TheCassiniGames·
Some people will see this and still choose to play FIFA or 2K games My humble request to every gamer is to play and complete Red Dead Redemption 2 atleast once before you die.
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@JimNorton Thanks for the clarification Jim. Was confused until you broke it down.
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Jim Norton
Jim Norton@JimNorton·
So many people have asked me to explain the Conor McGregor fight and breakdown what happened. I do a deep dive and get into the intricacies of everything that went down.
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@FoodPleaser Ate pepperoni lasagna and garlic bread last night for dinner 🤤 How I'm not 300lbs I don't know lol 🤷‍♂️
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Food Pleaser
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser·
🚨 Best side for lasagna?
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@rachelwolfson My buddy asked if I liked breakfast sausage and brought over SEVEN one pound packages of frozen maple sausage. I've been eating biscuits and gravy for every meal for like a week trying to eat it all before it goes bad lol. He owes me Ozempic 🤣
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rachel wolfson@rachelwolfson·
wtf are we supposed to eat
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josé@theemptycrowd·
Worst ad I've ever had. Fuck you Instagram 😂
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dan
dan@early90spants·
just had to throw up while i was in the middle of having diarrhea so i threw up on the diarrhea and it splashed into my fucking eye
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@messedupfoods Fuck the Doomsday Clock. My barometer for if the world is going to end is Costco Hot Dog prices. If those go up I'm building a bunker 🪖
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
Is my son a cat? He just came up to me at the park holding a dead bird 🤣😳
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@stevewilldoit I'm an Unc who just got his license back and could take a car too lol. I don't even want a nice one, a 1992 Acura Legend would be more than acceptable 🤣🤣🤣
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@Thiss_Youu It sucks because I make more money at my job when fuel spikes. I'll gladly take the lower pay for this shit to go back to normal tho 🤷‍♂️
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
That fire is way too close 😳
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Philip Banks@EarthwormJones·
@JesseRodriguez @NotHoodlum Of course. They're going to sew as much doubt on our elections as possible before midterms. That way if dems win overwhelmingly they can try and claim cheating/interference or whatever they need to overturn it. It's very obvious to anyone with eyes. They're scared 🤷‍♂️
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Jesse Rodriguez
Jesse Rodriguez@JesseRodriguez·
More from MS NOW: President Trump plans to deliver a Thursday evening speech addressing newly declassified intelligence reports that the White House asserts reveal plans by foreign nations to interfere in the 2020 election, according to two White House officials granted anonymity to discuss internal plans. @jake__traylor
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "President Trump will be making a Speech to the Nation on Thursday evening, at 9 P.M. Eastern. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

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This Account Makes You Happy
Being a good person never goes to waste. You may not change the whole world, but you can change someone's world 🤍✨🥹
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