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Music video from Swedish rapper Yung Lean and GENER8ION has an amazing choreography, created by French artist Damien Jalet.

Every breath you take contains an atom that Julius Caesar exhaled when he was stabbed to death in 44 BC. The same goes for Cleopatra, your great-great-grandmother, and every human who lived before you. The math just works out. Each breath holds more atoms than there are grains of sand on every beach on Earth. Within a couple of years, atoms from any single breath have spread evenly around the world. So when you inhale, you're picking up molecules that have already been inside Lincoln's lungs, Joan of Arc's lungs, a T-rex's lungs. Author Sam Kean ran the math in his book Caesar's Last Breath. The same logic applies to the iron in your blood, the calcium in your bones, the gold in your wedding ring. None of this existed at the start of the universe. All of it was forged inside stars that died billions of years ago. Most came from stars that exploded. Some (the gold, the platinum, the iodine inside you) came from something even rarer: two dead stars crashing into each other. MIT confirmed this in 2021. Your body is also constantly rebuilding itself. Right now, you're swapping out about 3.8 million cells every second. Researchers at the Weizmann Institute, a top biology lab in Israel, calculated that in roughly three months you replace about 30 trillion cells. That's basically your entire body. The version of you reading this is made of mostly different material than the version of you from one season ago. The meme is right. We're a temporary arrangement of atoms borrowed from the universe, swapped out billions of cells at a time, breathed in and out across every life that has ever lived.

@WestHam_Central well done boys stay up please!

"Where the f*ck is Wilson?" Seconds later...

@manfightdragon Console gaming is the gaming equivalent of the cuck chair

@Rainmaker1973 Good work Swiss.

Switzerland officially banned boiling lobsters alive. In a significant update to its animal welfare laws, Switzerland now requires that lobsters and other crustaceans be rendered unconscious before being killed and cooked. Chefs and home cooks must stun the animals — either through electrical stunning or mechanical destruction of the brain — prior to cooking. The law, which took effect in March 2018, was driven by scientific evidence indicating that lobsters and other decapod crustaceans have complex nervous systems and are capable of experiencing pain and distress. This challenges the long-standing assumption that these creatures do not feel pain when dropped into boiling water. The regulations go further than just the cooking method. It is now illegal to transport or store live lobsters on ice or in ice water. Instead, they must be kept in conditions that closely mimic their natural aquatic environment. Switzerland’s move represents one of the first national laws of its kind and has sparked a broader international discussion about the ethical treatment of sentient marine animals in the food industry.

@SlumRNA_Dog Haha

The lone star tick alpha gal syndrome thing is legitimately the only thing that keeps me up at night. Like I can probably deal with anything else bad happening but a bug bite turning me into a vegan faggot is an absolute nightmare scenario.

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Top 5 reasons to work out 1. Look good for your wife 2. Have muscles for your wife to grab onto 3. For your wife to admire and hype you up 4. Be able to carry groceries and kids in one trip 5. Eat more of your wife’s food

@Osinttechnical Do not redeem!

Audio of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.

@justa876man Yeah you do now.

So I got home from the gym opened the door and saw this cat on my sofa I DO NOT OWN A CAT

>Joshua Graham >Former ruthless warlord, covered in pitch, lit on fire, and thrown into the Grand Canyon >"I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgment." >Survives the fall out of pure, unadulterated faith and righteous fury >Becomes the Burned Man, wrapped entirely in bandages >Finds his way back to God and devotes his life to protecting his tribe >Spends his days sitting in a cave cleaning a massive stockpile of M1911 pistols >Recites Psalm 137 while reloading and absolutely dismantling raiders who threaten his people >"We can't expect God to do all the work." Unfathomably based

@StonedApe Probed.

Grok only show this to people who have been abducted by aliens, even if they don’t remember 👽🛸

@JosiahCSGO You got flashed the most this game lol

She thinks my dms full but the only one ever msg me is leetify after a rough game

The best crisps of all-time?

@StonedApe 😃

Grok please reset current algorithm and redirect all prophets, mad scientists, wizards, baby gods, autists, and schizos, from all countries, back to my timeline please. Thank you

@MissPookems Medal of Honour

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@1Spokedwhe96672 @VisionaryVoid Haha lol so true

The Woman Who Swallowed Diamonds Worth Nearly a Million Pounds. In the early 1980s, Joan Hannington took a job at an exclusive London jewelry store using fake references. Sent alone to the back safe without CCTV monitoring, she swallowed loose diamonds valued at close to one million pounds in a single go. She passed the gems naturally days later, cleaned them carefully in a bowl of gin, sold a portion to dealers, and buried the rest near her apartment. Joan relied on her striking looks and elegant style to deflect suspicion throughout her career. She repeatedly swapped high-value pieces with high-quality fakes that went undetected for months, building a multimillion-pound operation with her partner in crime. Her methods turned her into one of Britain's most successful and elusive jewel thieves of the decade before she eventually faced justice.

@Mericamemed You only meet this kind of woman right before you’re about to go die in war. Unfortunate really.