Easton: The Bone Temple

@krazyfrog I still use mine! Amazon keeps offering to buy it back from me and give me a new Kindle but noooo I want my free 4G! I can still tweet from that bad boy

Kindles with 4G were cool. You got a permanent data connection that you didn't have to pay for and this one still connects and works fine even after seven years.

I’m seeing Janet tonight and I think I have what it takes to be a miscellaneous unc

@favoriteveg Honored to have one!!!

Beach Boy Cafe tee that i made back in September of 2020 in my parent’s basement ⏰🪽

@emi1ycaro1ine You just witnessed a murder

on my morning walk today I encountered a group of 6 crows just hanging out in the street. What does this mean

MEET ME AT AMC THEATRES! I'm seeing Nosferatu at AMC Burbank Town Center 6 on 1/1 at 7:10pm. @AMCTheatres #AMCTheatres amctheatres.com/showtimes/all/…

The curse of having a girthy hog and too much personality

Someone in the audience coughs very loudly into the left channel at 1:39 and it took me out

Stayed up all night working on a burlesque parody of Flubber

We told the girl at Alamo Drafthouse we haven’t been there since we saw Licorice Pizza and she was like “what’s that?” 🤦‍♂️

@imaginaticart I will wear this to the Disney Legends ceremony I am not joking

Okay! Update on Joe Shirt😎🤙🏻

Biden stepping down got me thinking how I shoulda stepped up with you

@chadopitz Can you still sing the Fiddler songs??

My buddy Luke sent me my bio from the opera production of Meanwhile, Back at Cinderella's I performed in college at Central Washington University

@ScubaSteveRadio @te_richardson I was like “uh oh Todd! Take cover!”

@te_richardson Shouting*****

Enjoying my afternoon reliving the 90’s with @ScubaSteveRadio Great listen!! Keep doing great things

What I listened to this week

@AddisonJK @Gentilenewsnet @amuse you can see women's boots and high heels on the upper shelf of his closet when he's getting dressed.

@Gentilenewsnet @amuse Um….where did you get wife from?

This is literally the saddest thing I’ve seen in a very long time…

Put Mike Love on Hot Ones. We'd get the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame speech X1000

Clutched my pearls this morning on the way to work when I got a Cricket Wireless commercial in the middle of a Citywalk Saga episode on @PodcastTheRide

the world went soft when men stopped liking pubic hair

Taylor Swift is at peak MCU levels of profit and mainstream appeal, but her Quantumania is coming.

Literally haven’t been on here in months hello world