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@elonmusk The three sheep are happy.

Starlink in Gibraltar! 🇬🇮

🚨 LMFAO. Speaker Mike Johnson at the podium TODAY bragging Republicans will "win the midterms so the grownups can stay in charge" MIKE. BUDDY. You blocked the Epstein files vote. You shielded a bipartisan pedophile blackmail ring from sunlight. You greenlit endless taxpayer cash and weapons to a foreign government while Americans drown in debt. You reauthorized FISA, the SAME warrantless surveillance regime that spies on Americans, and you're calling THAT a win!? 🤡 "The grownups stay in charge." The grownups passed a budget that funds a permanent domestic enforcement apparatus for 3 years and sends money abroad to a hostile country committing genocide. This clip is going to age like warm milk. Voters don't forget. RELEASE THE FILES. 🦍🟧

HOT TAKE nobody on my timeline wants to hear: Watching MAGA influencers like @NickSortor or @EricLDaugh cheer Trump telling Tennessee to redraw for a 9-0 GOP map is embarrassing. Gerrymandering is a DISGRACE when Democrats do it. It is ALSO a disgrace when Republicans do it. Pick a principle and STICK to it. Politicians of BOTH parties carving up districts to pre-select their voters is the political class rigging the game against you. That's the whole scam. Incumbents drawing safe seats so they NEVER face a real challenge. If you cheered when SCOTUS struck down Louisiana's racial gerrymander because "the Constitution is colorblind" and districts shouldn't be drawn to engineer outcomes, then you don't get to turn around 24 hours later and demand your team engineer outcomes harder. Voters should pick politicians. Politicians shouldn't pick voters. End the racket. Independent maps. Compact districts. Stop letting the apparatus pre-cook your elections. Don't tread on me. 🟧

🚨 LMFAO. Sen. John Kennedy, Louisiana's resident folksy cornpone bootlicker, just delivered this gem on Iran: "President Trump has ORANGES the size of BEACH BALLS." "He's tough as a PINE NUT." Senator, your METAPHORS are the size of MARBLES and your foreign policy brain is the size of a RAISIN. Another swamp creature begging for another forever war so the defense contractors can clip another coupon. Cui bono? ALWAYS cui bono. 🦍🟧

🚨NOW: The political class is busy RENAMING bodies of water after itself while the money printer goes brrrrrr. TRUMP: "I took the Gulf of Mexico, we now call it the Gulf of America." "Google was great on that." Of COURSE Google was great on that. The corporate/state cartel always falls in line when the regime asks nicely. Caesar names the seas. Citizens get the bill. Vanity cartography from the political class while $ 37T in debt sits unaddressed. Wake me up when they audit the Fed instead of redrawing maps. END THE FED 🟧🦍

@nikitabier Show us the Y-axis.

After a quiet start of the year, X will record the most monthly downloads in history this April, beating our last record by 40%. We're just getting warmed up.

🚨 JUST IN: Trump and the GOP are doing a victory lap over the Callais ruling, already lining up to redraw maps across the South. Let's be honest about what's happening. Politicians of BOTH parties picking their voters instead of voters picking their politicians. Racial gerrymanders out, partisan gerrymanders in. The cartel just swaps tools. The incumbent protection racket is bipartisan. The political class will ALWAYS rig the lines to entrench itself. That's the entire game. Decentralize. Term limit. Burn the machine. 🟧 🦍

🚨 NOW: Hakeem Jeffries openly MOURNING the death of government-enforced racial sorting JEFFRIES: "Affirmative action is gone, diversity is gone, equity gone, inclusion gone, racial tolerance gone..." Translation: the apparatus can no longer divide citizens into racial buckets to dole out state favors. GOOD. The political class NEEDS racial grievance to keep its grip. Without it, the whole patronage racket collapses. Equal treatment under the law. No carve-outs. No quotas. No bureaucrats deciding who's "diverse" enough this fiscal year. The state has no business sorting humans by skin color. Period. Cui bono? ALWAYS cui bono. 🦍 🟧

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent just BRAGGED about weaponizing the global financial system, collapsing a country's largest bank, crashing its currency 70%, and seizing private assets worldwide And they're doing it "FOR the Iranian people." 🤡 BESSENT: "The largest bank in Iran collapsed. The central bank had to monetize the debt, and that created massive inflation." "Their currency is down about 60 or 70 percent versus the U.S. dollar." "We are freezing those bank accounts FOR THE IRANIAN PEOPLE." "Same with all their villas in the south of France and all over the world. We are going to track them down." Read that again. The U.S. Treasury openly admits it can collapse any nation's banking system, melt its currency, and seize private property anywhere on Earth, and frame it as humanitarianism. Every government watching just took notes. Every saver watching just learned what fiat really is. This is the dollar weapon. This is why the world is de-dollarizing. This is why sound money exists. Sound money. Sovereignty. 🟧 🦍

Why???

Choose wisely.

@charliekirk11 This is New York too, yet you never criticize these people, whose values are far worse than anything you blame Muslims for.

This is New York We are being conquered and they are rubbing it in our face Islam is steadily enveloping the west

It’s a cult.

Why do Muslims hate Christians that much?

Yet you’re still using his platform. 🤡

@goddek I would have thought I’d find dozens of pics of hot chicks here, but nothing! Quod erat demonstrandum.

Boobs = No ass Ass = No boobs Ass + Boobs = Ugly face No ass + No boobs = Pretty Ass + Boobs + Pretty = No brain Universal law. Prove me wrong.

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