Echelon

@Zamaniii0 Gay

My dad saw my dick and asked me, “Why is my dick this small?” I told him, “Aren’t you the one who gave birth to me?” This man laughed and then opened his trousers for me Right now, I have a lot of questions to ask my mom.😭😭😭😭

@VictorManjul The mucho has very low self esteem and the stronger nations know and use it against him. Always smiling like a kid who just received an ice cream from the ice cream seller in all his photo posing.

Nigeria just be like H00k up girl, even Aboki Wey dey pack dustbin sef dey chop am clean mouth😪💔 The US, UK, France, China, etc dem just dey chop us, clean mouth bcos we get TOZO as President🤦‍♂️‼️ Deal wey RWANDA 🇷🇼 see run cut off ties with UK, Tinubu don go jack am😫

@Ham_zee111 Did Maresca manage our squad debt well last season?

The Chelsea owners were happy with the business they have done so far after signing Liam Delap, João Pedro and Gittens.

@CFCPys Chelsea ripped the stability with Maresca because he asked for more, will Liam one day not ask for improvement and adjustments to take the team forward, what will then happen after that?

🚨 Jamie Carragher: “Chelsea wanted to bully Arsenal in the Abramovich era. Today, they are being run like they want to be them. Liam Rosenior’s appointment is proof of Chelsea’s hierarchy studying and admiring Arsenal’s blueprint. They hired their new head coach in the hope he will become their version of Mikel Arteta” (@TeleFootball) #CFC telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

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@_Gottalovezik And Why is your sister your mother 😤

animals are so crazy because why is your mom only one year older than you?

"...a beautiful vacation is just a temporary exit, but a functioning home is a permanent legacy. You can't claim to love the soil while only ever standing on someone else's pavement.".

@MaxFSport The fact that he insisted on things that rarely worked made me not like him that much, Refusing to adjust even when his system has proven to be without flaws this season says a lot about what he was doing with the Chelsea squad.. hypothesis

Enzo Maresca is the devil, the root cause of all evil. He was in it for himself, and actively threw Football matches. He didn’t implement positional play and build a fantastic framework for the next manager to work off. He didn’t win two trophies (one massive) and have Chelsea fans feeling like they could compete with any big side. His time at Chelsea was not in the aim of wanting a side ready to compete for the Premier League and UCL, but rather, a cunning plan and a bridge to join Manchester City. Every player hated him, just look how much they love Rosenior. On this weeks edition of Chelsea Twitter, folks 👆🏻

@ConnCFC And he missed it

Enzo is such a master of this pass

@ConnCFC A disastrous gamble

Now we are halfway through the season. What’s everyone’s thoughts on our summer window? My thoughts - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChelseaIoanArmy As long as he stays fit and plays well in all the remaining games , everyone will be happy in the end.

Anselmino hanging out with his Argentinian friends (and Enciso) in his first training session. How could BlueCo do this to him 😡

@CFC_OBED I don't know why Chelsea haven't sold Badiashile yet..

One thing I want Chelsea to do is give Acheampong consistent playing time. If the club truly believes he’s too good to be sold, then it doesn’t make sense to keep him on the bench. Personally, I’ve come to the conclusion that starting Badiashile ahead of Acheampong doesn’t add much value. It’s hard to argue that giving Josh a chance would make things any worse. We can’t keep benching him while claiming we rate him highly. Eventually, he could grow frustrated and consider leaving. They should trust him and let him play. Mamadou Sarr also shouldn’t be brought back just to make up the numbers on the bench . If Acheampong didn’t come from the academy and was playing for some club , Chelsea would pay crazy money for him .

@naturebellar @Mrbankstips With snake in the monkey shadow movements...

@Mrbankstips So cats can kill snakes 😳

My family are dog people. We’ve got like 7-8 dogs at home. But I’ll admit, when it comes to dealing with snakes, especially smaller venomous ones, cats are more effective. Dogs will bark and alert you and maybe confront them and get hurt in the process. Cats will most likely handle the problem themselves.

@TheBlueDodger @Tanziloic @lequipe Badiashile replacement

@Optimus_Dracula Who was their Manager then? Harry Potter Their current manager almost took Nottingham Forrest back to the Champions League.. The Hammers are equally hitting form.

By the way Maresca engineered a 1-5 victory against this same WestHam team. Just saying.

Having a good gym physique seems like it's the norm because of social media but when you step outside...a good physique is actually pretty uncommon. People are mid af.

If a fool persists in his folly, he can become wise.

I take more risk so I'll never have to live poor.

@ConnCFC We shouldn't be signing more players at this point if it's not going to improve the team..

Chelsea are signing a CB - Recall Anselmino Chelsea are looking at midfielders - Lavia fit with santos as options Clubs too funny man

you don't realize how much you need your thumb until you cut it open it's easily a top 5 finger