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@dudat_69 @stevennelson10 Here’s a thought: men cause every single pregnancy. So, vasectomies for all male citizens.

@JenniferSey It’s like the characters in Idiocracy made a movie.

It's hard to describe how much I hated this movie. The whole thing makes Hollywood egomaniacs feel like they are the resistance when in reality they are the rich people, wearing single use $20,000 outfits, talking down to staff, OD’ing on Ozempic and generally being the most resource-consuming, selfish, narcissistic people on the planet. But ok, sure, you’re revolutionaries in Chanel and Balenciaga with a face full of filler and Botox!

@ninaturner Eat shit, Nina.

I’m not going back to Target. And you shouldn’t, either.

@the7maxims Check into Subaru crosstreks. Subarus are super reliable, fun to drive and are less expensive than Toyotas.

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up. I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.

@DrSuneelDhand It’s not ignorance, it’s the fact that they will serve the absolute cheapest crap so that dollar goes into their pocket!

As a hospital doctor for many years, I am absolutely shocked at what we feed our patients. I’ve worked in many different hospitals up and down the east coast of the USA. It’s all the same. Let’s be honest: This unfortunately represents a wider societal ignorance of the importance of good nutrition. The below could be a hospital breakfast given to diabetic patients ANYWHERE in America. I’ve seen these sorts breakfasts given to thousands of patients. White processed bread, sugary processed muffin, and low quality orange juice. One of the worst things that could happen to anybody who is already sick and inflamed, is to be fed food that causes metabolism, glucose, insulin— to go haywire! This is an area that we must improve on. Think about it. Hippocrates knew it 2500 years ago. Every cell in your body. Every thought that you have. Is powered by what you eat. If doctors and hospitals can’t promote good wholesome nutrition when somebody is actively sick— then nobody can. Hospitals must do better.

@SIC_TEES_CO @MrAndyNgo @Teagan1776 Oooooo so edgy.

@MrAndyNgo @Teagan1776 Isn’t Savannah one of those shills that peddled in fear and kept thousands of mothers and fathers isolated and alone to die in hospice during Covid. Yeah ? Well I could give a Fvck about this lipless cvnt or her family

So people just moved on from the Nancy Guthrie disappearance case?

@RebeccaCNReid Yeah, what an asshole that guy is.

@jniz4president @RupertLowe10 Straight from the school of TikTok.

The problem with y'all constantly comparing yourselves to countries like Japan is that Japan didn't colonise half of the world and impose its language and culture on them. You created a situation where foreign lands across the globe were bearing your flag, speaking your language and adhering to your customs. You then brought thousands of them back to your own shores, where they spent centuries on your homeland, forgetting their old ways and being completely absorbed into your own. And then, in 1948, you declared all members of your colonies British citizens, and invited them to your country because of labour shortages. The main reason they took this offer is because their own homelands had been destabilised. Japan can claim a higher percentage of ethnic purity because it didn't go on a centuries-long campaign spreading its culture across the world, all while shipping its vassals to its home. England is in an entirely different boat. Pun intended. So is France and all the other colonial powers.

If I moved to Japan, and lived in Japan for decades, speaking the language, integrating into society, contributing to the economy. Would I be ethnically Japanese? No. No I would not. I would never pretend to be. Nor would that apply to India, Thailand, Mexico, Denmark or anywhere else. So why is England different? Of course there is an English ethnicity. I am entirely bemused by how so many argue against that. It’s just a fact. Politicians who say otherwise are cowards. This is painfully obvious. Restore Britain’s position is clear. English ethnicity exists - it’s the only sodding data point that the Government collects on anything. Of course someone who is not of that ethnicity can be British, obviously. But it equally does not mean that the English ethnicity is imaginary. Those two things can be true at the same time. I got in trouble years ago for suggesting that the footballer Paul Pogba was French, but not ethnically French. It’s insanity. That is just a factual position. Common sense, clearly. Separately, Restore Britain has said from the very start - owning a British passport does not make you British. We have seen how lazily those documents have been frittered away. Holding that piece of paper does not automatically make you British, we are very clear on that. Is the Egyptian lunatic Alaa Abd El-Fattah British? He has a passport. Restore Britain says NO. No, he is not and he should be stripped of that paper and deported. Being British encompasses so much more than that, it means so much more than that. It is not simply a piece of paper. It is culture, shared beliefs, patriotism, language, a common understanding of what is right and wrong. That has nothing to do with ethnicity, obviously. But for even daring to suggest that English ethnicity exists I’ll be roundly attacked. It is just a fact. Every other country in the world manages to acknowledge ethnicities exist without descending into hysteria. England should be able to do the same.

@bruce_croxon Lol what a dumb thing to say.

Best quote I heard from the Olympic hockey final " I'd rather be a Canadian with a silver then an American with a gold "

@HuffPost Monica, I say this as a democrat: go fuck yourself.

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

@TheRealMace87 @azbigcountry @SecVetAffairs

@azbigcountry @SecVetAffairs Nobody cares about what you believe! Veterans have been mistreated, bullied, beaten, raped, and tortured while serving and by those that should have protected them. So fuck your feelings and what YOU believe is too much or isn’t. You don’t know how many veterans deserve benefits

Effective immediately, VA is halting enforcement of the interim final rule, Evaluative Rating: Impact of Medication. VA issued the rule to clarify existing policy and protect Veterans’ benefits in the wake of an ongoing court action. But many interpreted the rule as something that could result in adverse consequences. While VA does not agree with the way this rule has been characterized, the department always takes Veterans’ concerns seriously. To alleviate these concerns, VA will continue to collect public comments regarding the rule, but it will not be enforced at any time in the future. Under my leadership, VA is ensuring that everyone applying for benefits receives everything they have earned as quickly and conveniently as possible. This includes reducing the backlog of Veterans waiting for benefits by more than 60 percent. We will continue these improvements on behalf of America’s Veterans, families, caregivers and survivors.

@CynicalPublius Would I badmouth my country in this situation? No. But their freedom to do so is what separates us from countries like China and Russia.

NEW RULE: If you are a member of the US Olympic Team and you publicly criticize the USA while on foreign soil, you are off the team. You have 15 minutes to gather your things in the Olympic Village. Someone will drive you to the airport and push you out on the curb. Figure out your own way to fly home. Being a USA Olympian is a privilege, not a right. Too bad you couldn't figure that out.

@SinCityAngel0 @CynicalPublius Are you sad now that we’ve won some?

@CynicalPublius Well the US #Olympics2026 team should maybe focus on their performances instead of activism…they have 0 medals so far!

@MoniFunGirl How much testosterone has she taken in the past? Because that would still help her now.

People still have an issue with this but I’m okay because of drug testing. To be clear, this is BIOLOGICAL WOMAN that identifies as a “MAN”, competing with WOMEN in the Olympics. The Olympics test for performance enhancing drugs like TESTOSTERONE in women’s sports. I’m good with this.

@TaraBull If she EVER took testosterone, then that has lasting effects and is cheating.

Winter Olympics makes history with first openly transgender skier competing in women's division Elis Lundholm is a biological female skier who identifies as a male but will be competing in the women's division

@She4ksie Waaaa life isn’t fair! Notable people get more attention! No shit, Sherlock.

@M1ckM1k3y @MbarkCherguia I caught a fork tine under my nail once while unloading the dishwasher. Hurt like hell. Tunes down from then on…

@MbarkCherguia Down, because then when you're putting them away, your hands aren't touching the end that will be be touching your food.

Settle this marital debate once and for all: Forks in the dishwasher — tines UP or DOWN? 😤🍴 Which way is correct?

@RVAwonk @Chicanatravels I certainly hope not. Radicalization is for half-wits.

There is a 4 year-old boy in Minneapolis right now who just lost his only remaining parent and is currently waiting for his grandmother to get a flight to him, at which point she will have to explain to him that his mom is dead. This is what radicalizes people.

@medeabenjamin @TulsiGabbard Lady, you only need to listen to ex-Muslims speak to know it’s way more than a tiny sect. Gabbard is correct.

What's wrong with you, @TulsiGabbard ? These Islamophobic lies aren’t just offensive, they’re dangerous. When the Director of National Intelligence spreads post-9/11 fearmongering, people get hurt. We’ve seen where this leads.

@Flawdzilla @amalaekpunobi No you don’t

@amalaekpunobi I tell my wife every day: “You should show more appreciation for the fact that I don’t physically overpower you for everything I want because I EASILY could. I could kill you at any moment with no resistance because you’re weak.”

“Telling my husband what it’s like being a woman” This is so strange to me…

@MasterMaliq Thank goodness I was born in the United States. In a Muslim country, I would have been killed young for non compliance.

As a non-Muslim, what actually comes to your mind when you see a Muslim woman dressed like this?