Kailani

when i was younger, i remember asking my father how did humans get on earth? he told me that humans evolved from apes that would swing through the trees. after i heard his answer, i went to go ask my mother the same question. and she told me, that god created the first two humans. i was confused, i said, but dad told me that humans evolved from apes she looked at me, and then she said,well your dad told you about his side of the family, and i told you about mine.

@30sOnly Take flagyl bruh😂

That pssy i ate yesterday tore my stomach up

@damzychillin He shouldn’t be standing in the first place

Without been sentimental , who should stand for Lionel Messi to seat?

@lerenyaew @DeenTheGreat U should know he cooked my tweet and posted lol

@Ecstasybio @DeenTheGreat Yall in the same room?

DAY 1 vs DAY 7. 1 WEEK IN. WE 🔐

@iamjoeyjungle @DeenTheGreat Thanks for the info

@Ecstasybio @DeenTheGreat When i lost weight i gained like 2 extra inches

@NealGardner_ That day is when Spain would forget how to play football lol I don’t know why those teams do like that when they meet Argentina

Spain vs Argentina is fascinating because Spain will NOT drop off like England did, and Argentina will NOT allow Spain to have their way with the ball like France did.

@messianilari If this guy was a girl she would be rolling with men that are balling at the moment and once they’re broke she’s gone 😆

🗣️ Erling Haaland: "Let's go, GOAT!"

@TheImmortalKop Tuchel sold the game before it began 😭

That Konsa for Gordon substitution is without a doubt the worst substitution I’ve ever seen in my entire life

@jbillinson Like damn especially when they’re my father’s mates😭

truly nothing funnier than sad fans in costumes

@centregoals @lequipe They should just come for Maguire we might consider them

🚨🚨| BREAKING: William Saliba requires 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐘 and will be out for 4-5 months — massive blow for Arsenal. [@lequipe]

@piersmorgan People wouldn’t have criticized him harshly like this if he had lost in style but he lost like he intentionally wants to.

Yes, England were too defensive. But the abuse pouring down on Thomas Tuchel’s head today is ridiculous. He was 5 minutes away from leading us into our first World Cup Final in 60 years. And if we’d hung on, he’d be lauded a hero today by the same people trashing him.

@FabrizioRomano This is more than love this is obsession they love him more than his wife🩵😭

🩵🤍🥺 Giuliano Simeone: “We know Messi is 39 years old, he has everything a footballer could dream… and then he is still fighting like as the best”. “So for us, there’s only one thing left, give EVERYTHING we have, run for him and for Argentina”.

@AlphaBrasco @FabrizioRomano @realGiven_k You can’t compare quality of Egypt and England players that’s the difference they should have at least try it’s a semi final ffs

@Ecstasybio @FabrizioRomano @realGiven_k You thought is was Egypt did and not work. They keep attacking eventho when they were 2-0 lead.

❤️‍🩹 Bellingham: “We feel sad. I wanted to be a part of the England squad that has finally done it”. “To be here telling the fans the same things they’ve probably heard for years and years, it’s really gutting. I am SORRY”.

@MadridXtra The news I’m waiting for is ‘England thugs have threatened Tuchel and his family’

🚨 Jude Bellingham: “It’s so gutting. I wanted to be a part of the England squad that finally done it, finally got it over the line. To be here telling the fans the same things they’ve probably heard for years and years, it’s really gutting. I wish I could say more, give 1 or 2 more wins, but yeah, at the moment my head’s a bit fuzzy with disappointment. I’m sorry.”

I’m putting myself in Ronaldo shoes right now and damn I can’t imagine how bad feeling and jealous of Messi he would be right now

The final is scripted lol FIFA wants Messi vs Yamal in the final coz they knows how much that would generate for them so they had to use Tuchel as a tool coz they know people are watching the ref so they changed their script and then Tuchel accepted the offer from behind and made his team loose through tactics lol this shii is deeper than u people think

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wayne Rooney: "We have to be honest. The decisions Thomas Tuchel made have cost England." (BBC)

@Wizarab10 And tbh..majority of the team that lost easily against Argentina didn’t play their game

Cape Verde might have lost, but they taught us how to play Argentina. Play your game.

@ostonox And surprisingly it could be Power series situation where Kanan(50 cent) killed his son Shawn coz he couldn’t complete a job

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

@FabrizioRomano Man looking for some top club like he’s some top player lol these English players and pride

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus Rashford has zero plans to move to Turkey this summer, zero talks with Fenerbahçe. He’s returning for pre-season at Man Utd as Carrick wants to work with him. Rashford can still leave #MUFC but only in case of top club bid. 🎥 youtu.be/LNRgqk8R95g