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It’s all right for them to flog them on third party websites at huge mark ups though, eh @Dannythefink

@donmcgowan How do you survive in life when you’re such a pathetic, wet lettuce of a man?

This is a serious comms error. Tom Skinner is not the likeable, cheeky chappy he portrays himself as. He's a privately educated, wealthy friend of MAGA. Be kind to all, but be careful who you're seen with.

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100% in favour of this. We would win the league by a record amount of points 😂

@Johnbre16179798 @TheExtremeMusi1 Arguably the two most important… 😉

@EdH1905 @TheExtremeMusi1 Two of them, other original members from London

The best-selling musical artists from each English county

@SteKelly198586 The reason they don’t is because I guarantee they’ve all chucked an agent a few quid over the years 👍🏼

United, Liverpool, Arsenal have the clout to kick up a real fuss about Chelsea leniency and City delay if they wanted to. The fact is, they don't, The very idea of discussing the pernicious role the richest play in football is not something they'd ever want.

@AdamJoseph Nothing stopping any other club doing it. In fact, I highly recommend it 👍🏼

Between 2011 & 2018, third party entities made twelve payments totalling approximately £47.5m. These were made with the knowledge & approval of Chelsea, using funds linked to Roman Abramovich. For Eden Hazard, Kenedy, Ramires, David Luiz, André Schürrle & Nemanja Matić, the club paid £23.1m was paid to seven unregistered agents & associates using Abramovich's funds & never reported in their filings. With Samuel Eto’o & Willian, both signed from Anzhi Makhachkala, a company made payments totalling €24m to two British Virgin Islands registered companies, the recipients were associated with Anzhi. Total major trophies in the period: 14 - 3x Premier League - 3x FA Cup - 1x League Cup - 2x UEFA Champions League - 2x UEFA Europa League - 1x UEFA Super Cup - 1x FIFA Club World Cup In the time these breaches occurred, Chelsea's yearly annual revenue was between £261m-£445m, winning between £700m-£800m in prize money. £10m is a pathetic 'punishment', it is a rounding error. Clubs may as well cheat if this is the slap on the wrist.

There’s a direct correlation between being a fan of financial ‘rules’ in football and being a bad fucking grass. You’re the busy neighbour everybody hates. Probably a copper, traffic warden or one of them dweebs who try’s fining you for dropping a bit of chewing gum etc etc

Let’s see what happens when it actually matters

Are people genuinely bothered about that game in Sydney? They played upside down for fuck sake…

Was called tapping up when big Ash did it though, eh. You fucking mongrels

@hthieblot Miniclip or Newgrounds

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about?

@FFulbright Irony being Chelsea 05 best this Arsenal team very, very comfortably.

@FFulbright Got mates who support them, and I said, interesting how all the bullshit about Chelsea under Mourinho being boring went out of the window now you’ve shithoused your way to a title. Genuinely mental how/why you would be arsed about any of that ‘class’ bollocks.

Easily the most insufferable fanbase. "Ooh, we're so ethical and classy" (platformed a serial rapist for years and laid off a mascot during Covid). "We've done things in the right way" (had a manager who took bribes and spent £800m+ winning their first title for two decades) etc

@Bermuda060404 I think it’s because decision makers have this trendy opinion that anyone not English immediately must be better. We’re Chelsea, we love Tuchel but the exact type of game he was hired to do better than Southgate in, he failed. Then look at Spain, keep it in-house…

It's very interesting how few good English cricket coaches there are. It throws into doubt many of the reasons given for why English football managers aren't very good.

@John_Scales absolute pleasure to meet you today at @CrowboroughAFC. All the best for the season 👍🏼

@GeorgeSmileyOBE Same as us then 🤣 last minute goal against a bunch of kids. When was the last time they did that in a competitive game? Fuck em, let them have it.

For some context that was THFC 4th Pre-Season game..

@John_Salisbury @anon_opin No, John. But you already knew that 👍🏼

@EdH1905 @anon_opin Bloody pensioners eh?

The main reason we will never start to address inequality in the uk is that too many low earners can't tell the difference between someone who earns £100k p/a and someone who has inherited £100m. Both are referred to dismissively as "the rich"