Ed Man

@Telegraph @jameskirkup I don’t think Burnham, if he were to become PM, would be taking electoral advice from the Telegraph. 🙂

"Better to make a grab for five years of an uncomfortable progressive coalition than settle for two years of political captivity and decline." Read why @jameskirkup thinks Andy Burnham's best move, if he wins in Makerfield and replaces Keir Starmer, is to call an early election here ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/2…

@psyberdog32096 @JohnCleese Suggest you don’t try too hard with the thinking…..🙂

@EdManUK @JohnCleese And to think you chose to be this deluded.

All you have to do is get yourself killed while killing infidels and you can fuck your brains out with things that look a bit like women, but aren't I'm sure there something about spirituality in there too What an offer !!!

@BBCr4today Here we see the old Etonian con trick. If you speak confidently enough you can get away with anything. I bet he despises most of his Reform colleagues.

“I’m not going to defend those comments.” Danny Kruger, Reform UK MP, says previous social media comments made by the party’s candidate in Makerfield were unacceptable but argues that the country has bigger problems to deal with.

@MonicaM81688041 @JohnCleese Zzzzzzzzz

@EdManUK @JohnCleese They didnt want it for 1400 yrs now. It happened by chance, every single time. Lucky fellas.

Perhaps some British don't like the Muslims who say they are going to take over Britain Apparently people who don't like that are 'far' right But it sounds pretty sensible to me I don't want British values to be replaced by child marriage, clitoral surgery, beating wives and stoning adulteresses Call me old-fashioned...

@JohnCleese It’s a FAKE AI video John. Stop sharing it, take it down and apologise for spreading horseshit.

And now will a moderate Muslim please say that they don't believe this ?

@BobDuck89302709 @Jane95475959158 @dj_langster @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese Mate stick to the shit you’ve got going on in your own paedo-led country. The UK isn’t interested in you or what you think.

@EdManUK @Jane95475959158 @dj_langster @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese Sure. Ask the folks in Lebanon. Or Iran for that matter. What don't you get about this? They are commanded by Islam to conquer infidels. And that's exactly what they have always done. You are sleepwalking to your demise.

@BobDuck89302709 @Jane95475959158 @dj_langster @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese We get it. You don’t like Islam. You’re scared of it. You think your religion is better. There’s loads of shit in the Bible which isn’t true or valid as well. Deal with it.

@Jane95475959158 @dj_langster @EdManUK @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese Do those frank and honest conversations include what their Muslim obligations are towards Infidels like you and me? It doesn't sound to me like you have actually studied the books and teachings related to Islam. ie. YOU are uniformed or willfully blind.

@Jane95475959158 @dj_langster @BobDuck89302709 @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese The notion that all Muslims want to take over the UK is the point we’re discussing here. And it’s bullshit.

@dj_langster @BobDuck89302709 @EdManUK @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese When I want to understand something I go to the source. In the case of Islam that source is the Quran and Hadiths not the news. I know many Muslims with whom I am able to have frank and honest conversations. It's lazy to hold an uniformed opinion and expect others to inform you.

@MarvinLaresien @JohnCleese OMG!!! 😃

@EdManUK @JohnCleese I met one in the bus the other day

@Jane95475959158 @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese Haven’t got time and not really interested.

@EdManUK @cassisnouveau @JohnCleese I recommend you read the Quran and remember it is to be taken literally.

@JohnAlway @KRISTIANBAXTE10 @JohnCleese You’ve probably never even been to the UK. We don’t need your concern. We’re ok here.

@EdManUK @KRISTIANBAXTE10 @JohnCleese Many leftists would love to see the UK (and Europe) wiped out by over immigration. It is that fact that has people rightly concerned, and Islam is especially dangerous when imported as history establishes.

@logic_on_sea @JohnCleese There’s nutters all over the world who want all kinds of weird shit they ain’t gonna get. Try not to worry about it.

@EdManUK @JohnCleese There are many videos circulating, interviews with imams or speeches by imams or activists. They want Sharia law, which they'd only get by subjugating the rest of us. Seek and ye shall find.

@Rhianno52874081 @KRISTIANBAXTE10 @JohnCleese Well you can ‘die or submit’ if you like I’ll be doing neither. Muslims don’t scare me, flag shaggers don’t scare me. Try and enjoy your life. Goodbye.

@EdManUK @KRISTIANBAXTE10 @JohnCleese Difference is Ed, there are only 2 options with islam: die or submit. I have heard muslim men tell me very calmly and matter of factly, without any anger, that women will not have freedom and that's going to end soon. Please see what's really going on.

@TobyTurner @JohnCleese One nutter doesn’t prove anything.

@EdManUK @JohnCleese ? you jokin

@cassisnouveau @JohnCleese Wrong. and quite patronising. I’ve worked with many Muslims over the last 35 years, and had many in depth conversations.

@EdManUK @JohnCleese Then you have never had more than a superficial relationship or conversation with them. They’ll happily tell you, when you get into it. Exchanging a few words when you pick up your takeaway doesn’t count.

@KRISTIANBAXTE10 @JohnCleese Many racists would like the UK to be white only. Two sets of extremists at different ends of the spectrum. I’ve got no time for either group.

@EdManUK @JohnCleese There was a group called Khalifate for UK. Many Muslims would like Britain to be Islamic.

@RightSide_Uk IT’S A FAKE VIDEO. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

This Muslim man has ripped the mask off in the most brazen, unfiltered declaration you’ll see this year. “Muslims are not going nowhere. We are here to stay. We’re not here to take part, we’re here to take over.” (Illiterate fuck) No coded language. No diplomatic spin. Just raw, open admission that large numbers of Muslims arriving in the West view migration not as an opportunity to integrate or contribute, but as a deliberate strategy of conquest. They don’t want to become British, American, French or European – they want to replace us, our laws, our culture and our way of life with theirs. This isn’t “diversity.” It’s demographic domination dressed up as religion. For years patriots have been smeared as “Islamophobes” for saying exactly this. Now it’s being said on camera, loud and proud, by the very people we’re constantly told to welcome. While native populations are lectured about tolerance, birth rates collapse, communities change beyond recognition, grooming scandals rage on, and two-tier policing protects certain sensitivities above public safety, these voices grow bolder. They know the system is too weak, too scared, or too complicit to push back. This isn’t one isolated hothead. It’s the logical endpoint of unchecked mass migration from incompatible cultures with zero expectation of assimilation. Parallel societies, Sharia patrols, no-go zones and open contempt for Western values were always the plan. The man is simply saying the quiet part out loud. The British (and wider Western) public has heard enough. Our response must be simple, firm and non-negotiable: this is our country. We built it. We defend it. We will not surrender it. Secure the borders. Enforce real integration or repatriation. Deport those who declare open hostility to our way of life. If you still believe in coexistence after watching this, you’re not listening. The takeover has been telegraphed for decades. Time to choose: submit or resist. What’s YOUR response?

@Draco7777777777 @Keir_Starmer You fuckin’ arse. The country is not ‘in ruins’ and Starmer has sent one tweet about this. Find something useful to do.

@Keir_Starmer The country is in ruins and you waffle on about football 🙄

Football should bring people together, not shut them out. For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right. This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club. Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match. I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.

@Telegraph Brexit was never meant to mean leaving the single market anyway.

Sir Keir Starmer’s Government tried to rejoin the EU single market in what would have been a major unravelling of the Brexit deal. Michael Ellam, Britain’s chief negotiator, proposed that the country rejoin the bloc’s single market for goods in order to deepen economic ties to Brussels as part of wider talks over the past few months. Find out why EU officials turned down Labour's proposal ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…