Chris Birks

Me every morning 😅

I appear to be the last surviving adult who neither inhales fruit-flavoured mist nor wears rubber clogs with holes.

Haha 😈😈😈

@fandompulse He didn't press charges because he was in the wrong. The footage shows it. But yeah it's cos he's the badly done to one.

Ronnie Taylor, the man who confronted Alan Ritchson on his motorcycle, explains why he didn't press charges: "I was only interested in the safety of my neighborhood because he was racing through the neighborhood." "He's a Hollywood superstar and I'm not. He's got lawyers. I didn't even lawyer up."

@KTHopkins I'm disabled! No..... you're fat. There's a difference.

Fair play to the dude who was nearly swallowed headfirst by her mighty clunge Sucked into the vagina vortex, whole. Like a riverside Burmese found inside a python.

@PopBase I know who needs to hear this. Nobody. Because we already know men don't belong in women's sports, bathrooms or personal spaces. Happy to help 👍

Nikki Hiltz, a transgender & non-binary Olympian, speaks out against the event’s new anti-trans policy: “I don't know who needs to hear this but ZERO trans women competed in the Paris Olympics. Only ONE trans woman weightlifter competed in Tokyo 2021 and she did not win a medal. Can we please stop obsessing over trans people? And idk maybe focus our time, energy, and resources into real problems women's sports face?”

@TheGriftReport And then naturally it'll be the fault of "toxic online fans". DEI playbook page 23 paragraph 7.

The original X- Files Mulder & Scully on the left, on the right is the new diversified Mulder & Scully for the remake... Why do they do this to every show, its just going to flop massively as no one will watch it.

@DazylingQueeen Watch the original. They swapped which of the kids died and the kid who played Gage looked way more evil than she did. Way better film all round

This movie literally traumatised me for a while 😕😢

The X-Files by Ryan Coogler replaced Mulder and Scully with an Indian man and a black woman.🫩

@20th_Centurygal @steve_scooby Sign of the Cross - Iron Maiden

Sometimes the live version just hits different. Which song do you prefer live over the studio version? This question was in my inbox from @steve_scooby...It's a great question.

@LesPurves Live Bootleg. Right in the middle of their heaviest drug period if memory serves and you can tell with Tylers voice failing in places But it makes for one of the most raw, visceral live albums I've ever heard.

Top live album. No debate: UFO – Strangers in the Night Thin Lizzy – Live and Dangerous Aerosmith – Live! Bootleg KISS – Alive II All killer, all different flavors of ’70s hard rock. Gun to your head—one pick. #70sRock #LiveAlbums #ClassicRock #ThinLizzy #UFO #Aerosmith #KISS #VinylCollection

Slave reparations! I’m all in! I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved. Please form an orderly queue and bring: • Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid). • Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834. • Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”). Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right? Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.” This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift. It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago. Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law. The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead. Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it. Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history: • Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine? • Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids? • Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad? • Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade? Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age? Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent? Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade). Britain didn’t invent it. Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going. Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.” If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea: Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms. The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it. My £1 million offer stands. Just bring the paperwork. And a time machine. #Reparations #Slavery Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.

@TouchlineX Considering Citys and Chelseas were all achieved with the stench of financial corruption then well done to everyone else for winning as many as they have

🚨📊 Trophies won by Premier League clubs since 2011/12.

@ESPNUK Genuine question for Chelsea fans. You remotely happy with your manager admitting there's that little ambition for the rest of the season? I wouldn't be.

@NWOBHM_EDDIE Electric Callboy/Feuerschwanz/Rammstein

😎🤘🇩🇪 #GermanMetal　 #GermanMetalBands #PowerMetal #HeavyMetal #ThrashMetal

@BillboardChris Me in that courtroom....

Trans-identified female lawyer berates judge, pulls trans card, gets found in contempt, resists arrest, screams “I can’t breathe,” and yells for people to call 911 as she’s fighting police. Absolutely glorious performance. Women should not take testosterone.

@charrlysa This you?

for the 60th anniversary paramount cancelled the only currently airing star trek show and sold out to a family of nazis

@Variety Translation. I made a show chock full of my own beliefs and identity politics and because you don't like I've decided that you're an ist/phobe. This is due to my near constant need for validation and if you won't do that then you shouldn't be allowed an opinion.

“Doctor Who” boss Russell T Davies warns audiences that X is a "hate site" for fandoms. "That online voice, which is hostile, exists on X, which is a hate site. We shouldn’t be surprised to find hatred on it, because it’s a hate site … It’s very dangerously assumed that that is the fan voice... Fandom is creative and brilliant and fun, but it’s all getting soured,” he said, adding: “Turn those phones off for anyone under 16, chuck them in the bin. I literally am evangelical about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/global…

@BGatesIsaPyscho Stop spoiling season 2 😂

Hermione Granger & Professor Snape Actors in the new Harry Potter Series. The Producers stopped short at turning them Trans.

@horrorfam1 Turned out he was shagging one of her mates though so she'd have probably killed him when she found that out anyway