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8 y/o me after ripping an exquisite fart and my entire family asking if I shit myself
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Lt.Capicola
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Little morning walk isn’t a big deal for a fitness icon like myself.
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When you go to wipe your ass and the toilet seat slides to the side a bit
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When you’ve been grinding and someone asks if you lost weight…that shits a dopamine factory
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The wife is smiling at her phone watching a TikTok of some kamikaze pilots on Ellen.
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@Lilly413657 @Makatokenboi @nogginnoticer @Jani__Gee Rent free is not expense free. You’re saying she should live expense free as far as housing is concerned
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This legitimately makes me skin crawl.
Ramit Sethi@ramit
"How do you split rent with your girlfriend?" Please come on my podcast, Money For Couples
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@EddieMerc @Makatokenboi @nogginnoticer @Jani__Gee Here's some basics.
Long term liability= net gain. Current liability= net loss.
He is already making a net gain. Wants her to help make a bigger net gain, while she makes a lesser net loss. Meanwhile, both can just avoid a net loss. It costs him 0.
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@EddieMerc @Lilly413657 @Makatokenboi @Jani__Gee that's probably double the equity he's getting or more based on most amortizations now
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@Makatokenboi @EddieMerc @nogginnoticer @Jani__Gee It means it doesn't cover property tax. Nowhere (not even in the replies) is he mentioning having to pay mortgage. Even if he is, that's his loan, he gains equity from paying it. It's his investment. Smth that doesn't change with her presence.
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@RockyLotito @ErinDusty @BrookeFrohlich @Jani__Gee You’re cooking them man and they’re doing mental gymnastics to avoid it.
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@ErinDusty @BrookeFrohlich @Jani__Gee Oh so that's your argument, that it's a mortgage and not rent? So if he rented out his house for a profit, then got a shabby 1br apartment for $1200 form them both to live in, the woman should be required to pay half of everything in that scenario?
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@Lilly413657 @nogginnoticer @Jani__Gee Insane to build this whole narrative off the idea that the house is paid off. Why would you assume that?
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@nogginnoticer @Jani__Gee If he has a mortgage he probaby would've mentioned it. Since he didn't,I'll assume it's paid off.
She's sharing the other bills. All she's not paying is HIS taxes on his property(Smth that doesn't increase or decrease with her there).That's his legal obligation as the owner.
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New Jersey is what kind of community? Nah bro
Happy Punch@HappyPunch
Khamzat Chimaev responded to Sean Strickland threatening to shoot him 😬 “I don’t think the guy wants a real war outside the cage. If he wanted, he would be dead already. New Jersey is a Muslim community. It’s my home. I don’t think he’s gonna come out with the guns there. Otherwise, there will be a lot of people in jail, because he’s dead.” (via @MMAWeeklycom)
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First sentence may have made it move ngl
Exec Sum@exec_sum
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
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This could just be weed and sweet treats. I do this almost every night.
Bye Wig Hello Drama@HousewivesHub
Oh Ronnie does not look well… the nodding off #JerseyShoreFamilyVacation
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Caps on all first letters is how I used to do it on myspace
Ric Flair®@RicFlairNatrBoy
Mr. Ludwig Kaiser @wwe_kaiser- I Never Implied That You Couldn’t Work, Or Didn’t Have Talent. I Actually Understand That You Are Doing Really Well With The Undertaker’s Promotion. I Am Sorry That I Got Upset. I Am Naturally Very Protective Of My Daughters As I Am Sure As You Grow Older, You Will Be Too. Continued Success! I Apologize For Anything I Said About You Personally. It Was Not About Your Professional Skill Which I Have Heard Is Very Good.
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This makes absolutely no sense.
Jacob Fatu is a SmackDown Superstar, while Roman Reigns is the World Heavyweight Champion on RAW.
So how does Fatu just show up and say he needs a title shot?
He didn’t win the Royal Rumble.
He didn’t win King of the Ring.
He didn’t win Elimination Chamber.
He doesn’t have Money in the Bank.
No accomplishments, no clear path… nothing.
And yet somehow, Jacob Fatu is still stepping up to challenge Roman Reigns.
It feels completely random…
But now, the real reason behind it has finally been revealed.
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