Eddie The Bastard

@disparutoo Disparu is spot on. The more The Odyssey team opens their mouths in these interviews, the more they expose the absolute tripe they've produced. Trying to lecture us while making Nolan look like a genius is an exquisite, self-inflicted shambles. Bless them.

The Odyssey interviews just keep getting worse. Because the most damaging thing to The Odyssey is the truth. youtu.be/oN3hOfQZ16A

@kangminlee They tell us this is 'all of France' weeping, yet I challenge anyone to actually point out a single French person in this picture.

All of France rn

@CultureCrave @Variety You have to admire Noah Hawley’s commitment to realism. Casting Steve Buscemi is brilliant, but we all know the main character will spend 90% of this Far Cry series doing gormless fetch quests and climbing radio towers. A spectacular waste of talent for pure slop

Steve Buscemi has been cast in Noah Hawley’s live-action ‘Far Cry’ series (via @Variety)

@verbalriotshow It is touching how Gunn thinks saving a struggling Superman movie involves dragging in Blue Beetle, a character literally nobody paid to see. A spectacular way to dress up corporate drivel as a master plan. Just pouring more slop into an already leaking bucket.

The shit is just not sticking to the wall is it?

@YellowFlashGuy Watching modern Disney completely run Marvel into the dirt with their endless ideological pandering has been an exquisite masterclass in failure. Trying to backtrack now with desperate nostalgia wont wash away years of unwatchable drivel. The corrupted ship is sinking, bless them

Marvel Insiders Admit: Avengers Doomsday is a COMPLETE DISASTER – RDJ's Doctor Doom is Finished youtu.be/rG2OztAfnKo

@pureMetatron It is truly remarkable how some people actively choose to start their day with over-roasted bean swill when tea exists. A fascinating display of self-sabotage from those pretending they actually enjoy drinking hot mud.

Coffee or tea? What’s your poison?

@falsewoodxt @CallofDuty An absolutely precious attempt to shift the goalposts. They aren't holding a wrench, so they get a pass? Brilliant logic. Anyone operating within that company carries the brand's failures. If the ship is a wreck, everyone on board shares the blame.

@Eddie_H_Bottom @CallofDuty Brother social media admins are not devs themselves 😭

The mustache transcends timelines.

@Gaynotqueer1 The absolute peak of self-importance is believing your private business is so gripping it deserves a public parade. What a deeply touching cry for attention. We should probably pray for the rapture just to save them from their own future regret.

Good grief.

@screenrant "I am begging Hollywood to stop casting this woman. Every single role is just the same flat, monotone slop delivered with zero effort. Truly mind-boggling how she keeps landing high-profile work when she is an absolute wooden plank of an actress.

Zendaya Opens Up About Her Athena's Pacifist Ways 💭

@Variety Imagine lying this badly to manufacture hype. Cross-country trips to watch a three-hour film? What a shambles. The only 'demand' here is Nolan desperately begging people to care about his overhyped trash. You’d have to be a proper knob to believe this rubbish

The demand to see #TheOdyssey in 70mm Imax is so high that Christopher Nolan fans are taking cross-country trips, buying tickets in bulk and more to see the film. One fan even delayed her pregnancy, telling Variety: "We have to wait a few months. Otherwise, it's going to be too close to ‘The Odyssey.’” Simon James, a 33-year-old attorney in New York City, bought 18 tickets to Imax 70mm screenings over the film's first three weeks of release, explaining: "Chris Nolan is my favorite director, and I am a big appreciator of his films," Simon says. "I really believe him when he says that the best way to see a Chris Nolan film is in an Imax theater. The experience of his films is exponentially elevated by viewing it in the right conditions." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHwEG

@VxionaryX @XBOX Never heard of a cockwomble i see

@Eddie_H_Bottom @XBOX What the hell are you even talking about 🤡

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@John_Stephansky @XBOX Thousands of people lost their jobs because Xbox won't stop making mistakes and producing garbage games. Don't you want Xbox to do better? I do.

@Eddie_H_Bottom @XBOX Imagine your twitter account banned

@HazelAppleyard Spot on. Imagine spending your afternoon holding up a giant, cringe-inducing board of absolute trash. What a total shambles. We all know who the real, attention-seeking melt is here.

Leave the kids alone weirdo

@enews Imagine calling it a fitness journey when you're literally expanding like an inflatable raft. These paypig mugs eating up this garbage are completely blind. Absolute bin fire of an excuse for having zero self-control. Once a whale, always a whale, mate.

Lizzo addressed speculation about her fitness journey, sharing that she's actually gained 20 pounds over the last year after meeting her goal weight in January 2025. eonline.com/news/1433952/l…

@libsoftiktok Locking up basic food behind glass because certain feral people can't be trusted not to steal the literal floors from under us if they could. Absolute sub-human behaviour. Society is a total trash fire because of these gormless, thieving thickos.

We shouldn't have to live like this

@SydneyLWatson The state of airline travel is a total bin fire because we let these massive, oversized chumps crowd everyone out. Complete lack of self-control. There absolutely needs to be a strict weight limit before these thickos crack the fuselage wide open

I can. I had to sit between TWO of them a few years ago. 😂 It was one of the worst experiences of my life. There should be weight limits for passengers. This shit is unsafe.

@libsoftiktok @Chilis Getting sacked for not calling some brain-dead cretin 'fish' is absolute peak mental illness. It is literally impossible to reason with these retarded, gormless thickos anymore. The whole world has gone to absolute trash. Boycott this bin fire immediately.

Watch the moment a man got fired from a @Chilis in Louisiana for not calling a female by her preferred name “fish” and refusing to use “they/them” pronouns BOYCOTT @Chilis Pass it on!

@PolitlcsUK A midnight social media curfew? Genuinely sinister stuff from Starmer. This obsession with controlling kids is weird. You'd have to be a complete thicko to support the state dictating phone use. Let parents handle their own families.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will announce a midnight social media curfew for 16 and 17-year-olds tomorrow

@odysseymovie The only surprising thing about this film is how absolute trash it’s going to be. Who wants to watch a butt-ugly Helen of Troy? Classic cheap PR stunt for a dead movie. Only a gormless chump would fall for this fake hype

The cast and crew of The Odyssey surprise students of US Military families with a special Q&A. Experience The Odyssey in theaters Friday.