Eddy Dever

@HaydenDonnell A true pleasure to watch you spend a full 20 minutes making this meme

all of Patrick Gower's producers and fellow panelists to Patrick Gower, to no avail

@jocelynseip @Brocklesnitch Weird that you only want to watch the first half but I’ll do it.

@Brocklesnitch I’m just going to make @EddyDever FaceTime me in front of the tv for 30 mins each week as that is easier than finding a stream here

When is taskmaster nz airing in australia and where also

ChatGPT is dead. Teenagers are now making $15,000/month with modified lead-apatite (LK-99). Here's what this special rock is all about and how you can master it🧵

People keep asking me if New Zealand actors would consider going on strike too. Our Screen Industry Workers Act 2022 prohibits the right to strike. We LEGALLY CANNOT do what the #SagAftraStrike is doing. Take a moment to let that sink in.

A new issue! Out today! Featuring: Schools! Cafes! @manidunlop on her te reo journey! @HaydenDonnell on cycleway wars! @EmilScheffmann on public arts funding! @Henry__Oliver on classical music! @EliMatthewson + @donnabrookbanks + @EddyDever on Snort! And so much more!

In fairness, Bald Ken is canon

Oppenheimer/Barbie Double-billing schedule

Auckland Airport Rainfall, back to 1963. Thick line is 2023 (doh) Today's effort so far (55mm) in purple...

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

Someone showing you a funny song they got ChatGPT to write is the new someone telling you about their dream.

Breaking my Twitter silence to announce that I have 2 tickets to Lawrence Arabia at the Pt Chev RSA tonight that I can’t use and I’d like to sell/swap for good wine. Reply or DM.

@simon_pound I’m comin’ down

"WE KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE, BOY" "COME AND GET ME" "Why, he could be anywhere, Sheriff" "Flush him out". ......

Aucklanders- fill out your voting papers over breakfast and post them tomorrow. I’m voting @efesocollins - experienced, smart, decent, honest. Him and @CityVisionNZ will do the most to make the city better for all IMO. Polls are close so your vote will really make a difference🎯

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

@chelseajade I truly cannot believe this worked!

If Shakespeare was alive today it would be called covith-19

This is my inflation index

Fucking hell Tom. I don’t need this right now.