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@miseleccionmx Como si fuera tan pinche orgulloso estar en la Selección Mexicana en estos días…

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

Israel without white country money:

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

Don Cheto se despide por todo lo vivido con GTA 5 antes de la llegada de GTA 6. 🥲

Oda really created a gag so iconic that it's now mandatory in live performances too💀

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ PERO

Zeron is one of thousands of dual national Jews who have used their second 'law of return' passports to hide in Israel and evade justice systems in the countries where they've committed crimes. Read more about Zeron and others here donotpanic.news/p/how-israel-b…

Mexico's former spy chief Tomas Zeron is wanted in Mexico and subject to an Interpol red notice for orchestrating the 2014 kidnap and murder of 43 university students. Guess which country is hiding him and refusing to extradite as punishment for Mexico's votes at the UN? Correct

La cocina que quiero || Lo que voy a preparar

Hey @xbox its my birthday! Look at my cake!! @asha_shar 💚🥳 #xbox

The only day of the year we can share this.

Moroccan migrant trespassed into a private yard in Ceuta, Spain, and received a "special welcome." He got out a lot faster than he got in.

Una girl en su primer partido escuchando como un señor insulta a la Hormiga:

Feels good to be green #XBOX25

It’s Friday night. Pizza’s ready. You turn on your XBOX to boot up Halo. You have permission to stay up late. The year is 2026.

que hermosas son las mujeres, ojalá fueran buenas personas

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance. She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm. I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

Me subí a un taxi y el conductor comenzó a tocar la bocina y gritar: HERMOSA DIOSA ME VUELVO LOCO! a una mujer. Se voltea y me aclara: es mi esposa, no vayas a pensar que soy un degenerado. Lo amo señor que enloquece por su señora.

En cuanto peso quieres pelear yegua estúpida @yerimua para ya determinarlo :) que te quiero romper el hocicote en el ring, para que ya dejes de mencionarme, habla ya.