Edsel Presley

@TommyPTCruisin The King ain’t fully up on this newfangled technology and needs some help with that

@EdselPresley Hey @EdselPresley, where’s your doobie muchacho?! #smokefleet

Get in, losers. We’re trollin Nazis.

The King is tryin to follow everyone back but this fella Leon is bein cruel #smokefleet

The King can’t wait til Trump gets some of that jailhouse cock. Aw hell, the King oughta write a song about that.

@theliamnissan I believe @tmorello would absolutely support the #Smokefleet movement.

@MeganTheeSedan @WillTheForte

When it comes to Trump, the King has a suspicious mind

One starts conversations 🎩 The other ends Thanksgivings 🦃 #SmokeFleet

@BuckSexton You are all kinds of L7, bud

Stealing. The main reason is people are stealing. McDonald's should release security camera footage and show us who the thieves are.

"If you called the vagina a "semi-automatic heat seeking baby launcher" maybe the Republicans wouldn't regulate it. #SmokeFleet

If anyone wants shades and a doobie post your profile picture in the replies and I'll do as many as I can

No kings in America - except for this fella driving the Edsel.

Yes, the King refers to himself in the third person. It’s what kings do, baby.

The King once ran into Donald Trump when he was playing four sold-out shows at MSG in ‘72. Handshake was weaker than a hound dog’s. The King was not impressed.

Spiral out, keep going #smokefleet

Who did this? Brutal 🤣

I have no particular set of skills, in fact some say I have no skills, but I bigly disagree! I fully endorse the #SmokeFleet

I just found Jenna Ellis charging people to smell farts from a jar on her OnlyStans account

The King is here to do two things: Chug Demorol and join #smokefleet - and I’m all out of Demorol. Thank you for following back, thank you very much. @theliamnissan @thetomcelica @Porsche_Nat @PorscheDeRossi