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@mightieminx Oooh. That's annoying as someone that also doesn't want sour cream

so taco bell no longer allows me to remove sour cream from anything in the app for some reason and when i complained about it they gave me a free item which is cool but like that does not address my complaint in anyway whatsoever

@HolyHellHannah If you don't leave tomorrow you got time. If you do, you still got time, just a little though

I still haven’t packed for TX

@lilseoltang The only red flag in that is that your favorite game is LoL. That's the size of a Texas auto dealership American flag though

me: hi i like to read and be cozy and play video games! 🥰 them: you have SO many red flags boss i’m tired

Figured that out in my late 30s. Hard fucking lesson to endure too.

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility. Very unfortunate discovery.

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

@OnlyChiefsFans I feel special now haha

@Doll_Phan72 Even better that old dude fucked up

I’m 90% sure a group of the teenagers friends are at Applebees and know who I am.

My boy just graduated Medical School. My other boy just graduated with his Master's. I just submitted my last class assignment for my Doctorate. It's a good month for the academic group chat.

@HolyHellHannah It's horrible. I got it at boot camp once and holy fuck.

If you’ve never had any type of bronchitis before, just know.. it fucking sucks

@Doll_Phan72 Then he's an idiot that lost at his own game.

@EducatingKC I sent the advertisement and he said he would always take me out if I asked. There was only one mission here

@FinsUpChris_ finally we agree.

Jelly donuts are ass

@HolyHellHannah Is it bigger than theirs?

It’s the bots in my DMs asking to see my dick for me lmaoooo

@OnlyChiefsFans No pain meds whatsoever. They numbed be but nothing for after 😭

@EducatingKC my god…I’m sorry! I hope they gave you some good pain meds at least. I’ve had staples in my head twice and it’s not a good time

I started my day off getting 11 staples in my head. How's your day going?

@OnlyChiefsFans I fell. Hard. Slipped on the bleachers and smacked my head into the safety railing

@EducatingKC omg! What happened?

The Hello Kitty shoes came out for the kids today.

@Doll_Phan72 Correct attitude

I’m gonna start shooting my shot

a few months ago i asked my husband if he knew his testosterone level HIM: why would i know that? ME: isn't it part of your yearly physical? HIM: no. men have to specifically request and pay for that test ME: are you telling me every "alpha" douche in the #manosphere is so