not bg

but if a plane craaaashed and it only killed his lame aaaasss….

Let the record show, I am the brat expert. Honored.

This is the person people love to hate? Okay 👍

Hi Patrick

@IkeOnTweets @ok_bishh Oofff that’s brutal

@ok_bishh @OnlyChiefsFans I didn’t put mine out, but all my neighbors read the city site that said trash would run normally on Memorial Day and it came before I woke up in the morning. Sigh

@big_mike9169 How?? lol

Have you ever met someone that doesn’t know the song Free Bird?? I’m talking to someone who has never heard it. In their early 30s. Is that possible?

@BrandoBlake727 I think there are more deer than people 😆 I’ve had (I think) the same 9 that visit my yard for the past 6 years lol

@OnlyChiefsFans Ever any deer that frequent the area?

@KChiver Happy birthday to your lil dude!!!

From the first moment I held this dude, nothing was the same. Can’t believe he’s 8 today. Time goes so fast and I try to soak up every moment that I can. Happy birthday KC

I don’t care, when summer hits…I still use Instagram like it’s 2012. As intended.

@ok_bishh lmao! I actually just noticed I’m not the only one so I feel better. Rookie move on my part

@Tiger_Budz I miss Leonard’s 😭

Ever in Hawaii this place is 🔥

hilarious and mind boggling observing the Travis hate because he chugged a beer at a sporting event. People acting like he snorted a line off of Taylor at courtside. 💀

clouds looking fake as hell ☺️☁️

@MacTruck2087 Hell yea!

@OnlyChiefsFans I won’t be sad, I finished Murph in under an hour 😂

@ChoseNx0ne my timeline was full of the “don’t you dare say happy Memorial Day” posts 🤷‍♀️

@OnlyChiefsFans 🤨

@ShnopsDeJesus highly recommend! It is delicious

@OnlyChiefsFans I had to look up "cowboy caviar". Wasn't a name I was familiar with.

a giant bowl of cowboy caviar and a spoon…happiest bitch alive. 🤤

I genuinely think if it wasn’t for working out every morning, I would have lost my entire bag of marbles by now. I need an award for all the bs I put up with while still being a sane adult.

LMAO 😭

@SaulTLoads smh 😑it was sunny I didn’t even see they were in the shot lmao

@OnlyChiefsFans Can’t be showing toes in this economy

my snack and drink choices have been on 🔥 lately.

@GonziiRM It is to me too. Especially with how loud the kids pool is lol

@OnlyChiefsFans For sure a little weird