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@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI swear in my prime I was a national internet celebrity in a small country for my talent shame you'll never know those levels innit

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI don't need to go on a person's profile to see their bio lad just hover over their DP like I said, I enjoy this been doing this since before your balls dropped 🤣🤣

English Football is in 𝗦𝗔𝗙𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙏

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI sad part is you don't even realize how pathetic you actually are 🤣 seek help before you develop a crippling heroine addiction my friend

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI nothing sad about me, the only sad part is you can’t see the irony behind my bio. its been up for months and your the first person who’s nibbled at it😭🎣

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI I figure someone as sad as you is probably just 1 bad day away from alt f4ing themselves and probably needs the wholesomeness

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI nah that’s so thoughtful, how have you made a football twitter debate so wholesome x

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI I do I've got you open on another screen and Fifa on another still for when I need to take my mind off work 🩷

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI thought you had work fella

@johnsonolalek11 @footballontnt He was getting the same output at Man Utd he was just driven out because our moronic fanbase kept complaining about him and the club is driven by PR

@footballontnt 25 goal contributions at Barca, what exactly was Manchester United doing with him? 👀🔴

Marcus Rashford has reached 25 goal contributions in his first season at Barcelona 🤝

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI youtube.com/shorts/pl-dCvF… ^ same sentiment tbh

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI hahaha still nibbling the day after, this is brilliant 😹🎣

@AliceTalksFooty Calm down, there's a new maestro uncovered every year If we're being real, Anderson is the real Bruno replacement because he's the only player in the world that has both Bruno's creativity and his defensive work rate, but everyone here seems to be misprofiling him

If we are being real Cherki is the Bruno Fernandes replacement in terms of creativity. Only player in league that comes close to Bruno's creativity and vision. Will never happen because he plays for City but Cherki is an incredible footballer. Very jealous.

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI I'll take "things people say when theyre rightly called out for being prats" for 1k Geoff

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI Breaking news just in: Edward has discovered satire 🙈

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI anyway, some of us have work in the morning it's been fun kiddo

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI better off taking my word for it than the self proclaimed most elite ball knowledge in the history of mankind tbf easiest way I've ever seen of figuring out a person has none to begin with is cock swinging their own bio 🤣

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI he's already more talented than Rio and Dowman and isn't even old enough to play yet mate give it a rest 🤣

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI be a shame when he doesn’t live upto the expectations you all have of him

@ThaEuropeanLad no point answering this question when both things are gonna happen this season anyway

Be honest with me please. What would be more satisfying for you as a hatewatchers. Seeing Spurs get relegated or seeing Arsenal bottle all four competitions and go trophyless again?

@YannickBolasie Bro's won as many top level titles as I have an thinks he's got the right to talk shit and be taken seriously 😂

Of corse your pass rates gonna be 95% if your always passing backwards and side to side, same way wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs….safety first 😴

@RogueVibe77 @GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk City already have Reijnders with his profile

@EdwardBamber @GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk Hopefully he is. I do wonder why City and others don't want him.

Manchester United have identified Stuttgart star Angelo Stiller as genuine midfield option ahead of the summer window, with sources confirming to @TEAMtalk that the German international has been watched closely throughout 2026. teamtalk.com/manchester-uni…

@cgreenwood765 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI you will, dw

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI hence nobody’s ever heard of him

@TheRedMr1 @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI legally not allowed to yet, too young to play

@EdwardBamber @Vandijkishuge @RisingStarXI If he was that good he’d play for yanited striker position isn’t really their strength is it

@RiicoBandzz Struggles to create separation as if he hasn't scored 20 goals this season by doing exactly that as the youngest player in that league

obv a big natural talent but he struggles to create seperation at u18 level, nowhere near close to first team imo. probably 2/3 years away like Lingard etc have to let him grow. Ajayi is safer bet for now imo

@RisingStarXI lol this guy thinks he's JJ Gabriel 😂

This comp is better than some career highlights… but it’s only a performance of an 18 year old boy in a game of one of the best leagues in the world. 𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗟 (𝟭𝟴) is 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗! 🇪🇸🤯

@RisingStarXI if Rio and Dowman are this good, just imagine JJ when he's finally old enough to play England might finally have the best player in the world again

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💥 𝗥𝗜𝗢 𝗡𝗚𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗛𝗔 (𝟭𝟳) vs Fulham: • MOTM • 1 GOAL • 10 Touches In Opposition Box • 100% Successful Crosses, 2/2 • 5 Ball Recoveries • 2/5 Ground Duels Won • 2/2 Shots On Target 𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟬 𝗪𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗜𝗗 💎