Edwin Mascorro

Leave our tournament alone! Sincerely, America

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress. You will see things that others do not. You'll feel crazy. Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

mis huevos? rancheros. mi café? de olla. mis chilaquiles? verdes. mi agua? de jamaica. mis tacos? con todo.

May god grant us a pope who memes

Me: Saturday will be fine. Weather: You dumbass. You thought you had me finally figured out? 😂

This storm is intense ⛈️

Thunder and lightning waking us up on Saturday morning. At 5:25 AM, CenterPoint reports 16,924 customers are without power in the Houston area.

Any damage reports from the severe storm southwest of Houston? Watch for heavy rainfall and potentially some street flooding also.

Shai without the refs…

🚨TRENDING: Scientists have released new research on SGA's flopping in the playoffs: -He falls on 11% of shots he's NOT fouled on -He falls on 51% of shots he IS fouled on -He falls on 17% of all shots he takes He leads the league in all 3 categories, via @Yahoo

Houston really tryna squeeze 8 years of construction into a 25 minute timeframe.

I can’t state enough how much I enjoyed watching it. THIS IS CINEMA

Four wide at the @OscarMayer #Wienie500 as @AlexPalou watches on. Chills.

HOT DIGGITY DOG THEY'VE DONE IT 😱 NEW YORK DOG GOES DOWN IN THE GLIZZTORY BOOKS AS THE @OSCARMAYER #WIENIE500 WINNERS IN A DOUBLE DOG DASH TO THE FINISH!

The winning #Wienie500 move from New York Dog.

Sensational #Wiene500

How can anyone see this and not say “Hell Yeah” #Weenie500

A recap of how NY Dog did it.

Naughty wiener.