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@BadQualityMemes I urge caution though. Some, particularly those in dire straits or drug addled, can misconstrue a friendly ear. I’ve had this happen to me. They can make up scenarios involving you as an important component in their life. Be sure none follow you and never give personal info.

You’d think I was a therapist the way some of these random customers just unload all of their problems on me 😂 I don’t mind though… sometimes people just need someone to listen to them.

@Zepp1978 Two weeks ago, for the first time in my life I got a library card. I had hope it would save me money. The few books they have that I want to read have weeks to months long wait lists. So much for saving money.

“I will not buy more books. Or sneakers. Or vinyl.”

@BadQualityMemes Had a college sex ed class that had stuff like that. Prof also loved to show a short from Attack of the Show called Boba Fetish as an icebreaker.

What class IS this?! Whyyy 😬😅

Please enjoy this arts and crafts tip that will level up not only your towels but your t-shirts and your grill game.

@TheMuppetPastor Nevermind, I found pictures.

@TheMuppetPastor You sure it wasn't the mechanical monsters that scared everyone off?

I tried wearing this once to a pool and everyone left. That’s why I’m a purple loincloth man.

I’m not angry with: Catholics, Evangelicals, Protestants, Jews, Mormons, or even Rosie O’Donnell. I’m just mad at He-Man.

@klara_sjo Just churning butter back there...

Let's go and see what's going on in the Clinton household.

@TheMuppetPastor Ha

@klara_sjo Jesus said in Matthew 10:34 “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.”

Is Jesus fighting people?

@TheMuppetPastor You did go through an awkward phase though.

I’ve been struggling with that for at least 10,243 years.

@BadQualityMemes Hmm…

1. Yellow 2. Red 3. Blue Fight me, I’m right 😂

Meet SPLASH, he's a cadaver finding otter who'll be working with Sheriff Grady Judd on a case of a missing girl. He and his companions do this as a volunteer service for the community! 🦦👮🚨

@BadQualityMemes What’s wrong with frog legs? During election season back home a prominent business owner in south county had a free public fish/frog leg fry for folks to meet the local candidates. Tradition was that the current Sheriff was to provide frogs he gigged for consumption.

I’m definitely judging 👀😂

@Zepp1978 “Buying” digital content that you don’t actually own.

Car insurance.

@Zepp1978 Poetics Chapter 4 On Tragedy by Aristotle defines elements of tragic storytelling. It has been a useful guide for writers for a couple thousand years now. For me as long as there significant emotional release by the conclusion that is all that matters. #link2H_4_0006" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">gutenberg.org/files/1974/197…

If you're writing a tragic love story, but have the couple happy in the end (Not saying I will!), can you still call it tragic? I think if your characters are MISERABLE for years it would still fall under that description. I guess my question is does tragic always = sad ending?

@Zepp1978 I used to get a ton, and then it was only one every once in a while. However, I have noted a slight increase in the last month or so.

I remember when Elon first purchased this app he said one of his goals was to eliminate bots. However, I feel like they're worse now than they've ever been. Unless all of these supermodel women really do love my NFL and classic rock music tweets.

I view parking spots like men view urinals. If there are more spaces, don’t park right next to me. There are exceptions but other than those, don’t do it! 😂

@BadQualityMemes I would rather get a cystoscopy that listen to either of them. So I scheduled one for the 25th.

Who’s next? This guy? 🤦🏼‍♀️

@BadQualityMemes Also the Asian ones are spicy chicken wing and wasabi flavored.

@BadQualityMemes The same one that thought of these.