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😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 it's a fuckin masterpiece. #jurassicpark #HONK

@houseinhabit @RealCandaceO Anyone interested in "messy houses" should ask Jessica why she had to send her oldest child to New York to keep him out of police custody for committing multiple counts of assault resulting in bodily injury (the same child she personally took to bars after getting him a fake ID)

Sorry - I know your audience is accustomed to fragmented versions of lies reconstructed to resemble truth, but these are two separate incidents. I don’t care about the parking lot accident. I’m interested in George’s DUI that clearly all of your close friends (and over a dozen sources) know about and confirmed to me in great detail. That’s why you took a week off of work after it happened. Trouble in Candyland! His drinking is a big issue you’ve worked hard to mask. Trust me, people have been talking about it since the DUI incident you had expunged. Instead of doing a 400 pt series on a dead friend’s widow, maybe focus on the state of your own household? These things wouldn’t be such a big deal if you didn’t spend your entire life trying to expose vulnerable aspects of people and their personal lives. Charlie didn’t love you. Get over it. In fact he was scared of you. Now try George in rehab, make the poor man a sandwich, and focus on the family you birthed but loaned out to a fleet of Nannies while on a mission to ruin other people’s lives. ❤️

It’s difficult to put into words how criminally stupid @houseinhabit is but I’ll do my best: She created an entire theory that my husband and I buried a DUI hit and run by paying off the victim in which included documents and evidence in the form of an alleged victim payout and court case. Apparently, we paid a relatively minuscule 6,987.00 and made all our troubles go away. Imagine that! She is wholly illiterate. The case documents she has dug up stems from my husband pulling out of a parking lot in broad daylight and gently tapping the vehicle in front of him in the rain. Since there was no damage to the car outside of scratches, he and the other driver shook hands, decided not call the police and exchanged numbers as we were happy to pay for a new paint job. Months later, under the advising of his insurance, the man pretended he had post-traumatic whiplash. I kid you not. He then pursued our insurance for 6,987.00 for emotional distress plus the cost of his radiology appointment. Feel free to contact the “victim” @houseinhabit! That’s the whole story. There was no drinking or police involved. Just a regular old insurance shakedown after a light tap to the rear of a vehicle going 5 miles an hour: about as American as Apple pie, really. I’d like publicly apologize to the many fans that I’ve let down by marrying a man who pulled out of a parking lot too fast in broad daylight.

Shocked to see Disney doing something...good? THE BUBBLE.

Johnny Depp in Japan 🇯🇵

@Eve_Barlow @FoxNews Fartlow falling the rotting recesses of lies and hatred that is Fox News is so funny I can't 😂

See you at 8 PST @FoxNews

@Eve_Barlow You're a Nazi wearing a Jewish coat to hide your hatred 🫶 #FartlowForever

To call Jews “Nazis” should be a cancellable offence. It’s indicative of total disrespect towards Jewish people, our history and our trauma.

@Eve_Barlow Don't forget when your master Amber Heard did the same thing and you rode her strap to the end of your pathetic career 😂

So cringe and not very PC, is it

@Eve_Barlow You wrote it. You deleted it. You also wrote vile racist things on your Tumblr, which you wiped after it started circulating while you were licking Amber's feet during the VA trial. You're a gross, slimy worm Fartlow 🫶

This is a fake tweet. The left had no problem photoshopping tweets to libel me a racist. It caused me so much harm. Nobody ever was held to account.

@Eve_Barlow Why have you stopped huffing Amber's farts, Fartlow? Your master was the victimiest victim that ever victimed. Why have you abandoned her and all of your principles, Fartlow? How is anyone supposed to take your faux victimhood and faux advocacy seriously seeing you abandon her?

Why do you think all these progressives wear masks still when protesting and don’t use their real names on the internet? They know what they’re doing is wrong.

Every day Amber Heard wakes up with no friends, nannies who hate her, and kids she never wanted and honestly nothing could be funnier.

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😍 Johnny Depp - December 2025 ( 📸 Ross Halfin).

🔝 Johnny Depp ( 📸 Ross Halfin).

Farlows blindness to the evil zionists have inflicted on Palestinians for a century is complete. Her smug dismissal of Palestinian kids suffering, 16,000+ of whom have been slaughtered, and many more injured/orphaned, since 7/10 is utterly depraved.

Fartlow waffling on whether her dick has given up on getting hard for Amber Heard is actually pretty funny when you think about it. Not a moral or principle to be found in Dobby's dome.

So, Amber Heard's BFF Eve Barlow's laughing out loud making inappropriate jokes while heading to the fire sites where people lost everything. Just like when she was all smiles going "to war" in Israel. A POS just like Heard. #Evebarlow #LosAngelesFire #PalisadesWildfire

Jessica Reed Kraus aka houseinhabit has slandered and harassed Epstein's victims for years under the guise of "journalism". She was reported to the FBI for it. She and her partner Jay Beecher found contact info for more victims, and immediately set out to harass them.

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scrooge! 🎩✨😳

Amber "I didn't know marrying one of the nicest guys ever, isolating him completely, inviting my friends & family to financially abuse him, raping him, torturing him, mutilating him, and attempting to kill him would make ME the bad guy!" Heard still at it in 2026, y'all.

Remember everyone Amber Heard just wants to MOVE ON and be LEFT ALONE and NOT BE SEEN AS A VICTIM 😡😡😡😡😡 *gets her girlfriend to produce a movie where she can attempt to rehash the story of her trying to kill her husband and failing for the millionth time*

I'd been thinking that Eve Barlow finally fell out with Amber Heard because Amber refused to publicly support her the last few years? But now I'm starting to think they fell out because Amber replaced Eve as her lover with Jennifer Robinson. Girl is at those fish flaps HARD.