Effy Balaska

Let the moment go. Don't forget it for a moment, though 💛

About 7 pretty ladies, Aston Martins or Mercedes #OperationTroutMemo 🏡🥸🐟

@thevalmarques But I'm sad, Val, and darkness is meant to be shared

@EffyBalaska You’re not supposed to make them sad, Effy 😭

Officially 7 shifts left. So long, London #OperationTroutMemo 🥸🐟

And the crowds, they'd assemble 🥹 Words aren't enough, thank you for everything @spitlip. Maybe this flash of joy isn't so small after all 💛

May we all be so lucky. Here's to the next 200 🫡💛

@theothertriplet I don't know, I see plenty of room for a climbing frame in that picture

@JakMalonee Can't believe I booked a new york trip for this 😭

Tonight will be the DEBUT of Jonty Peach (@PeachJonty) in the role of CHARLES CHOLMONDELEY at @mincemeatlive! #2ndcover #debut

Different birthdays, different homes. At least I've never been dramatic about it

"Pick your poison, babe. I'm poison either way"

@Fizzlespin @EFFYBA Yes, but HOW DO YOU WIN

"I don't understand the point of a fidget cube. How do you win?" @effyba

And for a moment I forget, just how dark and cold it gets

@netamuser @ZoeBobRoberts I'd say the stavros niarchos foundation cultural centre is well worth a visit, it's beautiful this time of year. I'm behind on my sex shows for 70 year olds, I'm afraid, I only know last years line up

@ZoeBobRoberts @EffyBalaska

Ok, Athens babyyyyyy - what to do? Where to go? What to see? (Old stuff? Is the answer old stuff? But which old stuff is worth it!) Going with a 70yr old so be sure to include raves, sex shows, extreme sports and live sacrifices please 🙏🏼

Zoe Roberts (@ZoeBobRoberts) will be RETURNING to @mincemeatlive to play the role of Johnny Bevan & Others for both shows today! #Return

Crazy how much life has changed. May these memories break our fall 💛

@netamuser @mincemeatlive Didn't know you liked mamma mia that much, good for you

Two of my absolute FAVOURITE shows. It could not get more perfect💛🥚

@netamuser @JakMalonee Because that way, it feels like it means something more

@JakMalonee Why does yours look like it has fought a war?

I always held out hope that it would be changed back and I would be held in high regard for refusing to budge.

@netamuser Long overdue, welcome back, pal 💛 just don't sit on any desks and you'll be fine

HELLO, old girl! Will you be able to contain your excitement?!💛🤩

How many mincefluencers had other plans for tonight and ended up at the fortune anyway? The answer is, of course: never. mind. ✨