Randolf Madrid

@HMBohemond youtu.be/81rf7Erugyg?si…

Read enough Warhammer 40k fiction and you learn the fights have way more in common with anime than any other medium. Ridiculous quadratic scaling, flashy super moves and super modes, flash steps, the works. There's even characters in at least one series who have Stands.

@zarathustra5150 It’s a con to convince more young women to debase themselves

They say she’s the highest-earning OnlyFans model, over $100 million. I’m trying to understand the economics of gooner demand here. She’s cute, sure. Fine. Normal. But $100M? You could walk past this girl at a club and barely register her. What’s the draw? I don’t get it?

This is the equivalent to pornography for liberal white women

@japan_nobunaga Free refills are going away due to “changing consumer habits.”

A restaurant in America handed me a cup of soda. Then the waiter said two words and walked away. "Free refills." I sat in silence. I understood the gravity of it. This was a trial of endurance, set by the establishment, to test the spirit of the customer. To accept free and then leave anything behind would shame my ancestors. They were watching. I felt them watching. So I drank. I refilled. I drank. I refilled. The machine and I became one. An hour passed. Then two. The ice ran out. My hands shook. A small child at the next table pointed at me and asked his mother a question. She pulled him away. At cup fifteen I could no longer feel my teeth. At cup eighteen I began to see sounds. I did not stop. A samurai does not retreat from "free." This was no longer about soda. This was about who I am. At cup nineteen the manager came out. He gently took the cup from my hands and said, "sir, you can go home." I had lost. I bowed to him and left, sloshing with every step. In America, how many refills is the winning number? Tell me, so the next man knows when to stop.

"3500 men worship Jesus," he says, while filming himself at what looks indistinguishable from a rock concert, so everyone can watch him "worship" Jesus. Modern Protestantism is a performance centered on the ego and the appeasement of the flesh. These same people look at Catholics kneeling before the altar and call them idolaters, by the way.

@uncledoomer Now the technology is used to suspend droplets of oil in meatless meat.

>"the ice cream of the future" >30 years later, still only available in like, parking garages

@ShitpostRock2 youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8?si… I’ll see myself out.

@bumbadum14 Do you think heaven has a Wendy’s salad bar and a sun room?

Brown people took yellow Wendy’s from us.

@Programmer77777 @blacknredtext youtu.be/XIOUgzWJ8rk?si…

@blacknredtext Human species is 6000 years old, starting with Adam. Everything else makes no sense

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@piperocktheory There was a time I thought I would love Star Wars forever. The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s apathy.

This was the show that finally made me quit Star Wars. I have like almost no interest now. If anything, this show is a million times more egregious than The Rise of Skywalker, and that is saying something.

@BENZOTOOIE They should have kept the B button bean shaped.

The GameCube controller is so damn peak, Nintendo didn’t design it to fit human hands, God designed human hands to fit the GameCube controller.

@ShitpostGate Not needed. They can already watch South Korean TV dramas

Let me introduce to you the concept of Snow Latinas

@GuntherEagleman Third spaces are dead

If Pizza Hut opened a Pizza Hut Classic in your town, would you actually go? I’m talking the full experience again. Families hanging out, team parties, birthday nights, packed dining rooms.

@VaporSoup7 Elder abuse

remembering that one time when stan lee dressed as revolver ocelot to present hideo kojima an award

@Balam_GF13 Magic is gay. Magic is also gay.

"Why is WoTC struggling with money" WoTC:

@Sir_Dammed Mtg is gay. It’s also gay.

People like David can't even play Magic The Gathering without getting a fucking hardon fantasizing about shitty smelly man-anus. And they think you're the weird ones.

@GundamIsHere Culdcept is coming out in July. Just play that

GTA 6 is like fentanyl for these motherfuckers out here!

@SecretFire79 youtu.be/_fNTO39rftY?si…

They are afraid to call them what they are, demons… Pentagon whistleblower David Grusch told Congress under oath that recovered craft are of non human origin. Then he went further. He told Ross Coulthart the beings behind them may not come from another planet at all. Maybe they are coming from a different physical dimension, he said, as described in quantum mechanics. That one sentence changes the entire UFO conversation. We are not talking about rockets. We are talking about physics. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna, chair of the House task force on federal secrets, said after reviewing classified evidence in a SCIF that she really likes what Grusch calls it. Interdimensional beings. Two credentialed insiders. Same word. And if they are right, the entire concept of disclosure breaks apart at the seams. Because interdimensional is not just a word. It is a description of capabilities that should be impossible. We experience reality in four dimensions. Three spatial dimensions plus time. Physicists have long theorized that additional dimensions exist, folded into the fabric of spacetime at scales our instruments cannot detect. A being that exists in five, six, or more dimensions would relate to our reality the way a hand relates to a flat sheet of paper. It can push through. Appear from nowhere. Vanish completely. Pass through a solid wall not because it has special technology, but because the wall only exists in dimensions it already transcends. That explains a lot of what witnesses describe. Craft dropping from 80,000 feet to sea level in seconds with no sonic boom and no heat signature. Objects making right angle turns at speeds that would reduce a human pilot to paste. Beings that walk through walls. The image drives the point home. Three men in suits huddle over the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. On the wall behind them, a Grey alien appears to be phasing through the wallpaper. The banner reads NO WALL NO DOOR CAN KEEP THEM OUT. This is why the topic is terrifying. If these entities are interdimensional, then national security, locked doors, and military bases mean nothing. From their perspective, the barrier is not there. That is the claim being made by people with security clearances. Whether you believe it or not, the conversation just moved from space to spacetime.

@p00ji_ @TaigaxHolic Mtg has turned into Fortnight slop

@TaigaxHolic I sadly stopped playing magic because I just couldn't get into all the universe beyond stuff being in standard, I can only see Spiderman played against the avatar so many times lol.

YuGiOh players will pop a blood vessel if you criticize the power creep but MTG players don't even try to defend their game anymore they just look at you like this