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“I voted for Tinubu because Nigerians annoyed me” -Bimbo Akintola.

Buying nails on Temu is my new forte!

If you do not admire this man, you will respect his moves. His foresight and vision are unparalleled. To keep it short, he promised he will be on the ballot and he has kept his word. It’s our turn to keep our commitment to a new and better Nigeria by turning up to the max.

a motion to include pads in toilets in all offices in Africa for women.

“The government doesn't owe you anything!” Buddy, I pay taxes. The government damn well owes me a LOT.

@uzoamakapower1 is an impersonator. i have no idea who this person is. they’re tweeting as me and posting my photos. They have made their profile identical to mine, too. This is deceitful. please report this account. thank you.❤️

Last night's viewing of Call of My Life taught me that in the screams of my cinema hall laid one bare truth "Love makes all our toes curl, even the hardest of us". If you ever feel unseen, or unloved, or that love will never find you, I raise you Jesus, he has loved you already.

You don’t understand how productive you can be with constant electricity. APC just hates you people .

Person go open shop morning till night, e no go sell, but make I vote for the man wey reduce my customers purchasing power. APC una no well

At 89, Olusegun Obasanjo sounds far more coherent than the “first-class graduate” and former Deloitte accountant in Chicago who claims to be 79.

You don’t have to be everyone’s butterfly. Be a bee. Mind your business, make your honey, and sting people when necessary.

Bro to bro: defending Tinubu in this economy is not politics. It is wickedness to your fellow Nigerians

Nothing dey mumu pass poor man wey still dey support Tinubu for second term. Your life don spoil for this first 4 years, you still want another 4 years again? That man don practically waste our 20s bro, nah only cruise and vibes we just dey use survive online 😂😭

Tinubu went to France to talk about Nigeria children eating sandwich and one egg 😭 A colossal failure. He’s mentally derailed 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Over 130k to get international passport of my own country where minimum wage is 70k, una Dey see watin this man Dey do us Abi? No Wahala

A lot of our problems are low quality.

nothing concern me with peer pressure. anything you see me do, na me wan do am.

Tinubu change anthem like say na him papa create Nigeria.

I want to get to a stage in life where I no longer need to submit my CV.

Don’t marry anyone that keeps malice Don’t marry anyone that keeps malice Don’t marry anyone that keeps malice Don’t marry anyone that can go ling stretches without talking to you