Ọgá HR: the african workforce guy 🇳🇬|🇷🇼

I’ve always known that one day my child will bring homework that I won’t know (or give the wrong answer)...But didn’t expect it to be in Pry 3! “Daddy why does South Africa have 3 capitals?” “No baby, it has one - Pretoria” “No Dad, it’s the only Country with 3 capitals” Me:

Dear Uche Montana 🤲 This is my free script for you (Part 2). I just want to pour out my heart because even the Bible says the w!cked shall not go unpun!sh€d. Ehen… so in this script 👀, you will travel to Canada with Aunty Divine. Your mother will be in the market buying crayfish and okro when an elderly woman congratulates her. She’ll be surprised and ask, “Why are you congratulating me?” The elderly woman will reply, “Ah! Your daughter Monica has traveled to Canada now, isn’t that good news?” 🤪 Your mother will pretend to be happy and say, “Oh, that’s true oo,” even though her left chest is paining her 😂😂 remember, she doesn’t even know your whereabouts anymore. Then that Benin girl, Sharon, will go into labour when your mother returns from the market 😏. They’ll rush her to the hospital, but sadly she won’t make it. She will give birth to twin boys. Bobo will become nonchalant, and your mother will have no choice but to take care of the twins in her old age 😏. Pascal will have an acc!dent and break one leg 👀. Since he can no longer work, he will be sacked. Chika will start working for two 🙄, but one month later, she too will lose her job 😌 you know she talks too much, so her colleagues at the bank will set her up. She will get tired of taking care of Pascal and return to the family house 😏. Your mother, upon seeing her, will faint 😆 it will feel like the whole world is against her. She will go back to selling pap in the village. While playing, Bobo’s child will accidentally h!t her left eye with wood, and she will go blind 😏. As if that is not enough, your father will also suffer a stroke. On a good day, Chika will come across your page on social media. She will tell everyone how rich you have become. They will try to reach out to you 🙄 you know they like to reap where they did not sow 🥴 but you will block them. If I remember anything else, I will add it 🙄. But Monica, don’t ever go looking for them oo… else eh 😏 Facebook user just summarized the part two for us.

LOL A sexual assault is ongoing targeting women in your jurisdiction and then you, the Police spokesperson now uses sexual innuendos to respond to a female citizen seeking justice for those that were sexually assaulted. Did I miss anything out? Looks unreal but it’s happening in real time.

Are there actually people who shower at night before bed… and then shower again in the morning when they wake up??

😳😳😳😱😱mother is going viral for kissing her own son, and the internet is causing a Wave of comments Some saying it's nothing but pure affection between a parent and their child🥺

Crocodile DunDwin 🧡

Shallipopi and Rubi Rose spent almost 200 million naira in a night club in Lagos. Money na water