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EileenDSmith

@EileenDSmith

Editor emeritus/political columnist at In the Pink (now making tens of dollars at Substack) who once showed such promise.

Austin, TX Katılım Mayıs 2008
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
Just spotted a bumper sticker that said, “Why are all the good men gay, married or broke?” How is this woman still single?
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I’m on a Delta flight right now. Heading to VA but I may very well end up being stranded in one of the Dakotas.
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If Kamala picked a moderate Republican as her VP, this show would become a lot more interesting.
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People are boycotting Starbucks for sponsoring the Republican Convention. I think you should #BoycottStarbucks because they don't know the difference between oat milk & almond milk and that's enough to ruin your day.
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I was off Twitter for a while. I highly recommend it.
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@EileenDSmith I think you just keyed in on why you failed as a political columnist
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The Adam Kinzinger factor may be just what we need to win this thing.
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
Today is Flag Day. Or as the Alitos call it, January 6 Patriot Day.
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
Is anyone else dressed like Michael Cohen and drinking champagne? Just me? Oh.
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
My closet is down to two types of shoes: “casual” Allbirds and “dressy” Allbirds. Call me Larry David.
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
Trump will not be taking the stand which means my year is basically ruined.
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EileenDSmith@EileenDSmith·
What's gross? Silk pajamas. What's grosser than gross? Finding Donald Trump in them. (Tip your waiters.)
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Kevin Spacey has endorsed RFK, Jr. Talk about paying it forward.
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