EkeneDiRiChukwu
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Breaking News 😳😳😳🚨
Balthazar Egonga has been RELEASED from prison after 2 years . Women in Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶 and all over Africa are celebrating.
Balthazar went viral after more than 50 videos of his noddles went viral . Many women were impressed with his eating skills and were even ready to give him more noddles .
He has been released and he is OFFICIALLY A FREE MAN .
Moral lesson : He will be joining Chike in the streets .

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@ManOfCapaacity @kenkenlewu @EmmaOkoreMD Ahhhh!
So Android na for WhatsApp calls and to watch videos. While iPhone na to create pictures and videos.
And una no tell me since.🤦
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@kenkenlewu @EmmaOkoreMD You embarrassed yourself.
For pictures you go dey waste those innocent girls time
If I see techno I go match am put for gutter. Those phones are for WhatsApp, calls and watch videos on social app and not to create pictures or videos
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Two ladies ridiculed me because of my iPhone 17 today in church.
After service, I looked around for someone to help me snap pictures. I eventually saw a teenage girl and begged her to help me take some pictures.
I was still posing when two ladies walked up to me.
“Please sis, can we use your phone to snap?”
I said yes. One was holding an iPhone 12 Pro Max, while the other lady was holding a Samsung S21 Ultra.
After I was done, I took some pictures for them too. Then they asked me to transfer the pictures to their phones. I handed them my phone.
That was when they discovered it was a Tecno Spark 40 phone. You know, the one with the same design as an iPhone 17.
One of them hissed so hard that she almost dropped my phone on the floor.
“Sis, you for tell us say na Tecno nah.”
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@47kasz I know say na rage bait be dis. But dem go tear your singlet ooo!😂🤣
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@DahgurlMira And you sit down there dey video...
You no fit settle them abi? 😏
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@instablog9ja “Errm sorry please dear my data just finished, can you help me sob(sub)” 😭😭😅😅😂 Run oooo
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@MCARIZONA5 @carterefe__ How many commas Dey your account?
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@sammie_boi20 What of men wey dey use pedestrian bridge cross???🙃🙃🙃
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