Ash

Not even quarter past 3 & all Boxing Day bets in the bin

The early kick-off ruining my Acca 🤦

@david_ob17 @anaden1878 Dildo 😂

@ElCapitanEagle @david_ob17

@PaulieNutz86 @ATRightMovies great read that mate. Nice one.

@ATRightMovies @ElCapitanEagle one for you here mate

On Christmas Eve, 1988, a group of German criminals took hostages at an L.A. office party. The making of story behind DIE HARD is bigger than the Nakatomi… 1/43

@BenMercerTweets Fuck sake.

@ElCapitanEagle Merry Christmas

@LewisMcevatt @EagleSportsFC Best fucking not have.

@EagleSportsFC @ElCapitanEagle Celebrated with a pint of black stuff @ElCapitanEagle

Today’s Goalscorers ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Adam Coleman x 2 Sponsored by @ElCapitanEagle Danny Hutchins Sponsored by K.Bell Landscapes Taylor Kelly Sponsored by AOL Security Systems Lee Vaughan Sponsored by Limitless Data & Security #Upthegulls 🦅

@Coleman1788 Brilliant work Coleman.

Jingle bells! Still trying against these young lads at this ripe old age 👴🏻 Big shout to @ElCapitanEagle for the sponsorship and Sugar Skull Spirits for the MOM drink too! Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🏻🍺🦅

Yer da looking at the Rustlers burger spinning around in the microwave...

He's still a cunt

@laura_woodsy Tory or not I’d still let you give me a Dutch oven Woodsy.

I followed her back, yes. I am also allowed to follow others. And no, I still haven’t surveyed her tweets, because I don’t care. What kind of conspiracy do you think this is?

@itvfootball @Lionesses @ManUtd Who won the game again? Oh yea. Not England.

Mary Earps... that's it, that's the tweet 🤩 We had to bring back this legendary moment in honour of that well deserved #BBCSPOTY win 🏆

Darts is the best, no other sport could have what is objectively a 40 year old man as a young prospect

Ronnie O'Sullivan has been top his sport for 30 years. He has won the world title 7x He has more triple crown awards than any other player. Most ranking titles. Most centuries, most 147s. Arguably the most talented British sportsman of all time. SPOTY is worthless. Shite.

@fasc1nate Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

On November 24, 2009, John Edward Jones tragically lost his life in the Nutty Putty cave following a harrowing 28-hour ordeal. While exploring with his brother Josh, Jones accidentally entered a constricted tunnel, mistaking it for another tight passage known as the "Birth Canal." He became lodged upside-down in a 10 by 18 inches (25 by 46 cm) opening approximately 400 feet (120 m) from the cave's entrance. Jones was trapped in a position resembling a hook, where any movement could cause severe injury due to the unnatural angles of his body. A large team of rescuers responded, employing an advanced rope-and-pulley system in their efforts to save him. However, the operation faced a setback when a pulley malfunctioned during the extraction process. Jones eventually suffered cardiac arrest, a consequence of the prolonged stress on his body from being in an inverted and compressed position. The rescuers, realizing the high risk involved, decided against attempting to recover his body. An agreement was reached between the landowner and Jones's family to seal the cave permanently, turning it into a memorial for Jones. To secure the area, explosives were used to collapse the ceiling near where Jones was located, and the entrance was filled with concrete, ensuring no further access.

@SkySportsRL Thank fuck for that. Biggest cunt going.

Legendary commentator Phil Clarke will leave Sky Sports ahead of the new season after spearheading Sky’s Rugby league coverage for over 3 decades.

Darts has officially peaked. Ricardo Pietreczko walks out to the Pokemon theme song as grown men in Pikachu onesies sing along. What a sport

@JonathanP4844 @Liamcafc1991 @metpoliceuk Fuck off you grass.

@Liamcafc1991 I’m sure @metpoliceuk would be interested in you using your mobile whilst driving!