El Club del absurdo de lunes a domingo

@desempleado666 @Bobores @RedRofega @AI2BO4 @ArkadyRenko7 @aver_estudiao @atonitoperdido @Soviet_Habanero @basfdecromo @merutperdut @siempre_aprendo «[…]las palabras de Juan Carlos Aragón de que “si no fuera por la violencia seguiríamos en el feudalismo de rodillas. Todas nuestras conquistas, logros, lujos, confort y bienestar son el producto de la violencia de nuestros abuelos y bisabuelos".»

@hijodelprofe Otro desembarco fallido de occidentales en Asia.

@ElClubRidiculo Esa fue con los otomanos, no los iraníes.

La caja de cereales esta debería mirarse un libro de Historia y buscar la batalla de Carrae.

⚡Officially #Iran 🇮🇷 allows the Kingdom of Spain 🇪🇸 to use #Strait_of_Hormuz with complete freedom without restrictions or barriers that impede the maritime navigation of Spanish ships and tankers.

“En su política económica debe buscarse no sólo la explicación de sus crímenes sino una atrocidad mayor que castiga a millones con la miseria planificada”. A 50 del golpe de la Junta, la carta de Walsh sigue siendo pertinente ante la asfixia imperial contra Cuba. #CubaNoEstáSola

Análisis sin influencia del momento actual. Irán: tablas catastróficas - #DebateDirecto conduce Txus @ElClubRidiculo con Natxo Escursell @HAcontecido y @joselecarretero. go.ivoox.com/rf/170587993

Verdad, verdadera.

BREAKING: South Korea just announced mandatory fuel rationing. Government vehicles at public institutions barred from operating one day each week on a five-day licence plate rotation. The world’s 10th largest economy, a G20 member, a semiconductor superpower, home to Samsung and SK Hynix, the country that fabricates a quarter of the world’s memory chips, is rationing fuel like Sri Lanka. South Korea imports 73 to 87 percent of its oil from the Middle East. Every barrel transits the Strait of Hormuz. The strait is closed and mined. There is no alternative route for Korean crude imports at scale. The Kospi crashed 4.9 percent on Monday before Trump’s “productive conversations” post briefly eased the panic. The won is weakening. Inflation is accelerating. And now the Energy Minister is telling government workers which days they cannot drive. Count the dominoes. Sri Lanka rationed first: Wednesdays off, QR codes at pumps, LPG vanished from southern shelves. Bangladesh followed with public holidays to conserve fuel. Pakistan imposed restrictions. India tightened allocations. Slovenia became the first EU country with QR codes and odd-even plates. Now South Korea. The rationing is no longer a developing-world phenomenon. It is migrating up the GDP ladder. The 10th largest economy. The 12th largest military budget. A US treaty ally hosting 28,500 American troops. Rationing. Those 28,500 troops run on fuel. USFK operates bases across the peninsula that require continuous diesel, aviation fuel, and generator capacity. Joint exercises with the ROK military consume thousands of tonnes of fuel annually. Every barrel of that fuel traces back to the same Middle Eastern supply chain that South Korea’s Energy Minister just acknowledged cannot sustain civilian demand. If civilian vehicles are being restricted, military logistics are under pressure. If military logistics are under pressure, deterrence against North Korea erodes. If deterrence erodes, Pyongyang and Beijing calculate. The Strait of Hormuz is 7,500 kilometres from the Korean DMZ. The fuel that deters Kim Jong Un transits a chokepoint held closed by Iran’s 140 remaining missile launchers. Kim Jong Un is watching. Every day that South Korea rations fuel is a day that North Korea’s calculus shifts. Not toward war, not yet, but toward the conclusion that the American alliance system has a fuel dependency that a single regional conflict can exploit. The US cannot simultaneously secure the Strait of Hormuz with carrier groups, deploy 82nd Airborne paratroopers to the Iran theater, accelerate the 11th MEU from San Diego, AND maintain full deterrence posture on the Korean Peninsula. Something gives. The fuel rationing in Seoul is the first visible signal of what is giving. Taiwan is watching too. TSMC’s fabrication plants in Hsinchu are counting LNG reserves in single-digit days. Taiwan imports virtually all of its energy. If South Korea, with its larger strategic reserves and diversified economy, is already rationing, Taiwan’s timeline is shorter. The chips that power every Nvidia GPU, every Apple processor, every AI training run on Earth depend on a gas supply that depends on a strait that depends on a 5-day pause that depends on a Truth Social post that Iran says corresponds to nothing. Sri Lanka. Bangladesh. Pakistan. India. Slovenia. South Korea. Six countries rationing. Three continents. One strait. The molecules do not check GDP rankings. The molecules check whether the chokepoint is open. It is not. open.substack.com/pub/xerion/p/a…

@errordesconocid Es el mismo razonamiento. Putin malo , Trump bueno. Europeos gilipollas.

@errordesconocid @RamiroGaliza Y ahora es cuando nos reímos porque el bully nos amenaza usando ¡su GNL! x.com/mylordbebo/sta…

Cuando el gas era ruso se hablaba de "dependencia de Rusia". Aún no he leído algo similar sobre EEUU, que nos lanza un chantaje gasístico cada dos semanas.

Lo único que salva a los altos cargos de la UE de un levantamiento popular es que a la mayoría no los conocen ni en su casa

"Most finance goes back into finance, insurance and real estate rather than into productive uses. The acronym for this is FIRE (finance, insurance, real estate)" -Mariana Mazzucato

Sí que se puede chupar y soplar al mismo tiempo…

🇪🇺🇺🇸 US threatens to cut (favorable) access to US LNG if Europe does not vote for the $750 billion deal. Nice timing! Europe spent years getting away from Russian gas to US gas, only for the US to use this very same gas as pressure. European leaders don’t understand leverage and business at all. They’re dismantling Europe step by step.

Europe gives money to US … then US bonds with its true ally

¿Quién me iba a decir a la “bicha” que su modelo económico sería el responsable del fin de UK? Estos patriotas son mas peligrosos que un mono con pistolas. The Gilt Market Is Cracking  | Armstrong Economics armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/cen…

@Ivn_unalcoyano Los mecheros van a valer una fortuna. ¡Aprovisionáte!

El test de estrés definitivo

مردم ما خواهان تنبیه کامل و پشیمان کنندهٔ متجاوزان هستند. همهٔ مسئولین تا رسیدن به این هدف پشت سر رهبر و مردم خود محکم ایستاده اند. هیچ مذاکره ای با آمریکا انجام نشده است. فیک نیوزها برای دستکاری بازارهای مالی و نفتی و فرار از باتلاقی است که امریکا و اسرائیل درآن گیر افتاده‌اند.

Milei dice que puede abastecer de petroleo y gas a Europa. En azul la demanda, y en rojo las capacidades, además que, no tienen capacidad de hacer GNL. En fin...

@KobeissiLetter White House and Trump family insider trading.