B. Randon

So here’s a small list of some of the government wasted spending as discovered by @DOGE A thread 🧵

⏰ REMINDER! Clocks go forward one hour early Sunday morning. We lose an hour of sleep with new later 7 AM sunrise and 7 PM sunsets. Make sure to change the batteries in your smoke detectors too!

@TrashPandaGirl Benefiting off the achievements of others and then complaining about it on X is wiiild 😂🤣

"Conquered" is literally just "stolen" but you wanna make genocide and slavery sound badass instead of evil.

@CoryBooker Pump the brakes, princess. You lost me when you called yourself a priest 🤣

Some truths from gerlynhenry via IG.

@farzanehhosein1 @natlusmiles_ They’re definitely idiots too, but at least they don’t worship a pedo. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Zionists: Muslims are backward and superstitious.
Also Zionists: let’s transfer our sins to a chicken! Thank God I wasn’t born a chicken in #Israel. 🐔🤲 #Iran

@alluringskull So do it yourself

I wish I was aborted. Now what?

@DanniBrener Imagine believing you’re important enough that any of this would actually need clarification to begin with 💀

@RobertKennedyJc lol imagine being this wrong and stupid at the same time.

People drop $16 at Chick-fil-A or McDonald’s for seed-oil junk without blinking, then swear they’re “too broke” for real food. For that same $16 at the grocery store you can get a dozen eggs, a pound of beef, & a bag of apples. It’s not the prices. It’s the priorities. MAHA

@queenie4rmnola This is based dialogue 👌🏽

This app wasn’t like this in 2009 when I signed up

@LqLana Black fragility is hilarious.

Keep calling Black people the N-word. You may get more than hands. She literally slapped him from Jim Crow back to the present. #DemsUnited

@David54479456 @AriKariTV Bro just say you’re gay.

@AriKariTV I'll be honest you look gorgeous there and anyone who doesn't agree well I guess it'd be safe to call them an idiot for thinking about transphobic comments first, rather than thinking "hey wait, she does look nice" like how can someone ignore beauty like that I don't get it

Would anyone want to settle down with an older trans woman? 🏳️‍⚧️

@SKolls @turtlesatwd @BrittanyXVenti That’s the best you could come up with? What a fucking retard.

@ElGrandeBear @turtlesatwd @BrittanyXVenti

My costume wasn’t just random -it has lore and built up of drama with the black community especially over the past month. It is quite literally on brand for me to do black face as it is a continuation of a running satirical bit about how the black community is extremely racist to mulattos for their skin color. It’s just really funny how I’m not “Allowed” to do black face, YET they’re “Allowed” to harass mulattos for being a quote “black mom biracial” calling me every name in the book and even insulting my dead parents. But it’s the end of the world if I make fun of it or say “Nigga” -despite being black.

@Minchman16670 @CoreyWriting Where you at @CoreyWriting? Don’t be a coward.

@CoreyWriting You’re such a fucking hypocrite

I hope permanent unemployment was worth it.

@GetTheFabulous Nah…If you’re struggling, just let nature run its course. It’s time we start letting natural selection do what it does best.

No one tells you that once you find the right routine for your neurospicy brain, you'll cry. Because life WAS harder. You can finally focus and do things easily without getting overwhelmed. If you're struggling, try The Fabulous.

@solar_ric Just scanned. Your content is PG-13 at best.

I post the shit y'all too scared to post.

@malcolmkenyatta Guess they better get jobs 🤷🏻‍♂️

Millions don’t have food.

@MillaMahogany Homosexual.

Racist cop.

@FuckAllpigss @BrittanyXVenti Ooo oooo! Now do the breakdown of the percentages of each of those groups as a whole! I’ll wait, Jamal…

@BrittanyXVenti So funny so funnny

When that EBT hit

@itsmine49 @BrittanyXVenti I think the word you were looking for is “deniggerate”.

@BrittanyXVenti Y’all are so infatuated with black people. And yall spend so much energy trying to denigrate us. It’s quite sad to be honest….

@MinervaStreams @BrittanyXVenti Men shouldn’t be hitting women, sir. even if you are ugly as sin.

@BrittanyXVenti I pray and hope you don’t meet me in real life where I want to beat your ass for doing this.