Smiderpenge

The same theologian that years ago was dissatisfied with my exegetical analysis of the gospel of John and criticised me, is now refusing to take part in an official translation of the same gospel because they won’t allow him to critique it publicly

My brother promised his loved ones gold and green forests. How’s that working out for ya chief

Cleaning my balcony after another weekend of shenanigans. But instead of bottles and cigaretten, I was cleaning up dandruff from the common folk. Preaciate it Jimmy

@LennyLongTing Forskning, Data

The people who claim you can’t sleep in advance are the same people who claim you can’t go to the loo in advance. Sounds like someone dugeyd their pants in public…

Anybody else have a friend that lives in a mansion of an apartment, but leaves his disgusting aa snacks at your place, filing up the one pantry you have

Dropped a fifty on friday. Chat me up if you find it

That goes for duffys and shoulder tings as well you lot

@LennyLongTing Preciate the nickname bossman. Keep up the good work

Thanks for the likes and reposts you weazel. . . Weazel engagement is as good if not better than normal people engagement!

Why does telling people that I have acquired a spouse feel like I’m coming out of the closet?

A friend of mine who comes from a proud lineage of pastry bakers gave me two pieces of chocolate brownie that changed the way I look at life.

@HamzaCakmak20 300kr

@ElMitoOfficial Hvad skal den koste ?

@HamzaCakmak20 Yes @HamzaCakmak20 den er stadig til salg

@ElMitoOfficial Stadig til salg?

Back when I got charged by the boys in blue and one of them conducted a body search and upon his discovery of my anatomy yelled out ‘the biggest in the parish’ I calmly replied: ‘It swings both ways, Frank Ocean’

People can’t shake the limerence they so deeply feel for me. My oh my how disruptive I am. I have become wat i once swore to destroy

Disclaimer: Batterier og følelser skal købes seperat

Mandelmæk må man ikke kalde det, fordi man ikke malker en mandel, men en skål mayo med en skive kyllingepålæg kan kaldes en salat

A battle might be lost, but the war is still on, and we believe in victory

Mandem that cry for help, and then dont want to be helped. I call them mans Gridpeckies (Gridpecky singular)

Sometimes in the life, a deep conversation about feelings can be hard. Especially when that conversation is to be held between two dominant alpha males. Be vulnerable sometimes, it will benefit you in the end

People get their panties in a twist just because I’m an unreliable narrator. It’s merely a a literary device to lure you in. You should expect as much when you try to go head to head with the creator of the word: snizzwit