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@GolfTipsChecker At these prices it will cost the majority of the crowd $30 to get fall down drunk. mAsHed pOtaTo!

Shitting hell!

@Betgolfworld Telegraph and others failing the Rory-schach test

What a laugh... It doesn't take a brain surgeon to work out why they've ran a story like this...

The Winter Olympics is Hamas

@obrien_jonathan Etienne devenue feu

I remember reading an interview with the great French house music producer Étienne de Crécy, who is from Lyon, years ago. In it he cheerfully reminisced about beating the shit out of a neo-Nazi with a bicycle chain during a street brawl in his younger days.

@EliBraden @batcountry1980 Ha no worries I just saw an open goal and couldn’t resist.

@ElScifo @batcountry1980 Ha ha, look I’m just saying some hardcore JD fans are dismissive of New Order and I find it a bit pretentious. Rollins isn’t doing that here AT ALL - it just sparked a thought.

@batcountry1980 @EliBraden “I like melons” “wHy dO yOu haTE waTeRmelOns”

@EliBraden How does praising Joy Division devalue New Order? If anything devalues New Order, it’s calling them the same band as Joy Division. The bravery it took for them to start again and not lean on the success of Joy Division is incredible. They are two bands, in so many ways.

@cormac_mcginley Watched Aillte last night. Great job, really enjoyed it.

3 Spotted Cowrie (Trivia monacha) shells, a Netted Dogwhelk (Tritia reticulata) shell and a fragment of an Edible sea urchin (Echinus esculentus) shell. County Clare, Ireland. "Aillte" Episodes 1 and 2 of documentary now available for streaming on TG4. tg4.ie/en/player/cate…

@LisaMMcGee @lisafromderry More power to you Lisa (within reason)

Trailer alert. Sure come on over to Instagram for more updates . I’m @lisafromderry #HowtogettoheavenfromBelfast

@SwedishRumble This type of considered, level-headed, patient critique is not welcome on Twitter, sir. Please desist.

Utd-Newcastle 1-0 — Some thoughts! 🔺This was a game that felt like a train wreck — but really wasn’t, when you think about it!! Ayden Heaven was amazing and deserved the MOTM. 6’3, just turned 19 y/o, and a left footed CB which is so darn valuable. But Heaven’s biggest strength is clearly his poise, what he has between the ears. Kids like him will have ups and downs. His minutes must be managed. Just like Yoro. The most important thing is that you can afford to rest them when they aren’t chomping at the bits. But after increased wages, making the CL is worth say 30-40m after increased wages. A signing of Heaven for £1.5m could be worth the same. 🔺Lisandro Martinez was in form today. When he is on the top of his game, I agree with Pep. He is a top 5 CB in the world. So it’s monumental that he is back. I think he was rustier for a longer period of time last time he came back. A key is to get him to the center of the pitch though. Think you make a big mistake if you move him out to LCB. 🔺Patrick Dorgu had a great first half. People that don’t fancy him, just have way too high expectations on what a young player can do in the PL. Dorgu had a great pre season and was top the first couple of PL games. Then he tackled off. But a player like him will need years before he can find his footing and be a week in, week out contributor in the PL. Dorgu has a ton of potential. His physic is top. His lungs are top. Can of course improve his first touch a bit, but give him 3-4 years and it will come. Expecting him to just set off and never look back is just silly. It really is. 🔺Ugarte low key also had a very strong game. If you watch a game casually, Ugarte can look like a bit of a train wreck because he usually got a big blunder in him which will stand out while everything he contributes with is mostly out of possession. The key for this club is that we can get something out of him. We can’t be signing players for those sums and end up loaning them out. This was another step in the right direction for Ugarte.

@mickfox lol I love that you thought I just sent that to you randomly

@ElScifo Sorry didn’t realise you were replying to earlier tweet. I think it was Rick Wilson that said his grave is going to stink of ammonia for 100 years

When it happens, I bet #Melania won’t even go to his funeral.

@mickfox Just to be sure

@ElScifo Eh……..?

Who elected you Space Karen?

@thepaulwilliams I once did some work with Adidas. Their rep invited me to the hotel where the All Blacks were staying. Sam Whitelock walked in the room. He leaned over and whispered to me in a thick Dutch accent ‘that is an All Black’ literally the least necessary clarification ever.

Just saw RG Snyman wandering around town. Walking alongside normal sized people. Basically turned Cardiff City centre into 'The Shire'

If the world was flooded with piss and X Premium came with a free boat I still wouldn’t buy it.

This is the greatest argument I’ve heard for why electric vehicles are better than gasoline-powered cars.

x.com/mastronomers/s… Well, well, well, I knew the scientific community would catch up with me eventually.

@KarlBrophy Good news Karl you only have to wait for four years for that to roll out. Four years.

And yet we still can’t use contactless payment on the DART and Dublin Bus.