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@KevinLamb74 Star Wars prequels use to make no sense to me cuz how past technology better?? It’s cuz everything sucks irl in present/future and old shit better.
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Kevin Lamb@KevinLamb74·
Ever since Revenge of the Sith, I've seen people say that Anakin should never have been able to be redeemed after what he did to the younglings. But that singular aspect is what makes George's six film Saga more Christian in nature than any other ideology. Because the BIble teaches that no matter what you've done, a single moment of true repentance and accepting the free gift of God's salvation through Jesus Christ is all that is required to spend an eternity in Heaven. And note that even Anakin himself was redeemed when he turned away from the devil and embraced the love of "the Son."
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Watching episode one when i should be asleep… wish i had some titties and ass to squeeze
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O’Shea Jackson Jr
O’Shea Jackson Jr@OsheaJacksonJr·
I too used to trash this film. But the older I Got I realized how much it sets up. My favorite being that it sets up Darth Vader being one of the best pilots in the galaxy. They mention that a lot in the films about how nice he is with flying And little Anakin being the first human to win a pod race is the first sign of that. The things marketed for kids are obvious and that’s why people hate it but it’s for a new generation. It gave us duel of the fates. Dual sided lightsabers. And it’s still f*** jar jar binks And Darth maul who’s just MONEY
Star Wars Daily@StarWarsDaily_

What are your opinions on The Phantom Menace?

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@GeeScottSr This is the world we live in. Be a realist instead of an idealist and you will have a much better time.
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs ?
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?
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@jhwood9 @KevinLamb74 In my eyes. They show Hayden because that was the exact moment he turned to the dark side. Obi and yoda never did is which why they are shown as such. 1-6 are a masterpiece. Fuck that Disney bs.
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
BREAKING: Minneapolis daycare owner featured in Nick Shirley’s video Fahima Egeh Mahamud, CHARGED with wire fraud and conspiracy for allegedly stealing over $4.6 million through false claims to federal and state programs
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My gf after that, told everybody she doesn’t see a future w Me. Meanwhile that bitch an illegal. When i tell you women deserve less… i mean it
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Everybody thinks I’m in my early 20’s still.. Nah bro… that was 10 years ago. Being a good person ages you less. Being bad ages you more. It’s like Fable or Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic…
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lol i told my classmate “damn you only 18??? You got your whole life ahead of you…” He paused for a second and was like “wait how old are you?” I says “32 now” He goes “what the hell, you seem way younger” I reply “yeah i get that a lot…”
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My last ltr considers herself a good person. I caught her in a lie and still housed her until she could leave. Used to go thru my phone and purposely left stuff in my search history on how to get squatters out so she knew i didn’t want her there. She’s now playing miss perfect
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I unfollowed every bitch i have no businesse speaking to. It’s called self respect.
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I do me at all times and no bitch could ever tame me. I commit when i see you not a hoe that still talks to the ex. Fucking normies.
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@churrascooooo This is reality. Throw a couple slices of avocado in there w some kale… I especially have to cuz i drink hella. Beers and gears of war baby!!!
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Jon Jones@JonDinosaur·
@ElSlug @MinistryofOtaku @flaquaticfan Regardless beer and alcohol in general haven’t changed price like at all. At least liquor especially paying less or same without accounting for inflation like from 8 years ago. It’s insane
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