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@FightWithMemes Delayed 'adulting' is a big factor that's often overlooked in favour of economic reasons. People just carry on living like they're 21 well into their 30s, at which point it becomes more difficult to have children. That's if they've settled down with a partner by that point.

The reasons people aren't facing kids are numerous. 🔹️Financial challenges 🔹️Feminism 🔹️Adolescence prolonged into the 20s 🔹️Physiological damage due to toxins/plastics, reduced fertility 🔹️Psychological damage (p*rn, etc.) What's the biggest reason?

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

@MillennialWoes @Tea_NeonEmpire Swathes of new development around Cambridge look like this. It's incredibly demoralising.

Imagine an entire town looking like that left image. Would anyone EVER visit it?

Can't own a gun. Can't carry pepper spray. Can't have a box cutter. But if you're brown you can carry an 18 inch "dagger" if you say it's for uhhh religious reasons

I'm sure these boys are preparing a statement.

*I think it was correct for the Prime Minister to ban Ezra Levant from the UK. *Because you can't stand the bigotry of the far right...right?

Thousand year Starmerreich confirmed.

No emergency COBRA meetings. No special interest lobbies to fight for him. No speeches. Not even an shrug. Just like the countless souls already sacrificed and ignored by the British state as mere political inconveniences. But we will not forget, Henry. I promise you that.

@KeithLeisure @MorgothsReview @TheMagister9 He'll collect his donations and fuck off back to Spain.

@MorgothsReview @TheMagister9 Can’t wait to see Tommy shout this kids name on Saturday and demand justice. I mean, I won’t hold my breath.

Where is his community leader? Which foundation or trust represents HIS people?

It pains me that gardening YouTube is so closely adjacent in the algorithm to prepper YouTube. Your artisan trowel and sweet tomato content is only ever one click away from a fella in a breezeblock basement surrounded by guns and stockpiles of pasta.

@JonRogers_ @GBPolitcs @GBNEWS @UKLabour

@GBPolitcs @GBNEWS Another one of @UKLabour LIEbours imports.

🚨NEW: A Syrian migrant, Mohammed Abdullah, has been found guilty of raping a 19-year-old girl in a portaloo on Bournemouth Beach [@GBNEWS]

@ordinaryperp @AvonandsomerRob Leaving the house also means running the gauntlet known as the Yookay. Safer to stay home.

@El_Capitan_Cook @AvonandsomerRob Same as how eating out has gone. Its becoming unaffordable I'd rather buy something 'naice' from M&S and have that at home instead

Have you cut down on takeaways due to rising costs?

It's not an exaggeration to say that I could post this meme several times a day.

I'm tired, boss.

@RusGarbageHuman @Sori37660347

If a white man did this to a black, cities would be burning by now.

@Luca_Johnson96 @YorkshiremanDan Total remigration.

One of the worst things I've ever read. Henry should be alive right now. Instead, he was murdered by a violent man who shouldn't be in our country, only to be cuffed as he lay bleeding out by an officer who outsourced all moral agency to a demented and evil procedure.

>be Henry Nowak, 18 >first year accounting, Southampton >walking home after footie night, few pints >see guy carrying a massive sheathed knife >film him because what the fuck >say to him "you're a bad man" >he replies "I am a bad man" >four quick thrusts >feel warm buzz on my jaw >he snatches my phone >see the glimmer of a foot-long knife >panic >climb bin, vault fence, legs failing >blood trail behind me >collapse, crawling >attacker tells police I'm a racist >that I stole his turban >they handcuff me in my own pool of blood >"I've been stabbed" I gasp >"no, you're a racist" says the brown >police agree and keep me cuffed >pass out >air ambulance too late >dead at 12:37am >attackers mum takes knife home >MUST PRESERVE THE IZZAT >my phone (with full video) found in his pocket >story takes 6 months to come out because of how insane it is and security services involvement >mfw a brown man stole the video of my own death >Britain, 2025

@TRobinsonNewEra @upside_dow2032 "German" women....

A woman in a hijab loses her temper on a German bus, saying, "I can't stand the way German women dress and their drinking." The German woman snaps back, "This isn't an Islamic region. If you don't like it, go back to your homeland."