El Morboso 👏💩💣🥍

Let's see where this goes.

@afewpucksshort @JFreshHockey Having watched those games either in person or live on TV for a decade it felt like he disengaged as soon as adverse physical pressure or tighter checking was applied.

@El_Meathead @JFreshHockey This tends to happen to players who are being played against harder and focused on by the opposing team because he was viewed as the Leafs bigger threat than the rest of the team. Something that never seems to get taken into account when everyone says he just dissappeared.

remembering all the people who were sure that Marner had a disappointing season because of his hockey card stats (61% goal share and 57% xgoal share at 5v5) who are now astonished that he's been so good in the playoffs (60% goal share, 59% xgoal share)

@smileitsfree44 They're Muskoka's National Bird

Can someone please explain to me what is the purpose of blackflies in our ecosystem ….. oh my God 🙄

@willynylly @JFreshHockey Shows up games 1-3 and disappears 4-7. I don't hate the player, I hated his Maple Leafs game. I think what he's doing in Vegas is awesome and hate that he couldn't do it in Toronto.

@JFreshHockey it’s stuff like this that makes people say analytic folk don’t watch enough games btw

@JFreshHockey He's been good, just not at the right times. He'll shoot out the lights games 1-3, and disappear for games 4-7. Seen him do it for nigh on a decade vs Atlantic teams. He got gifted Anaheim and Utah and he feasted. I don't hate the player, I hate his game.

"what the hell, since when is marner good in the playoffs??"

This guy thinks it didn't rain in June or July in Montreal...

@Dell Fuckin' NOPE.

Signed by Jensen at Dell Technologies World. Built for the future of agentic AI. 🚀

Who wants to see video of former Western Reform MPs accusing Bloc MPs guilty of treason in 1993? I can post it anytime @Red_Toryism #Alberta

I could've been using the interrobang this entire time‽

@HeymanHustle @BrockLesnar Oh, so he's NOT retired, then? Cool, cool, cool.

Oh, did I forget to mention that BRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LESNAR decided to do something about Oba Femi? My apologies. It must have slipped my mind!

@lolo_tho Let me tell you about the late 1900s there, kiddo. 5,000-10,000 word papers were not uncommon, and I wrote them in pen on paper on a regular basis for both high school and University. At 250 words per page that's 10-20 pages doubles-sided, single-spaced. They're talking bullshit.

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

@BasedMikeLee What are their NAMES, Mike? Do you even know their NAMES?

This is NOT the party of Jim Crow

@bxeanzz I gaze upon the tattooed flesh of dead vegetation and hallucinate.

okay genuine question, people who don’t cut, vape or smoke. What the hell do you do when you’re depressed or bored. I’m honestly curious 😭

@TorontoRockLax Well done boys! Way to go! #NLLChampions2026

@sdpnsports @Steve_Dangle @BetMGMCanada

Tage Thompson is struggling for the Sabres. #SDP #LetsGoBuffalo Presented by @BetMGMCanada

@GoldenKnights @pwhl_lasvegas They know Carter Hart plays for y'all right? FML.

Welcome to Vegas, @pwhl_lasvegas 💛

@amelia_tweetz This you?

Zohran Mamdani balancing the budget in 131 days without cutting any services is why Republicans and Democrats hate Democratic Socialists. They get sh*t done!

.@Steve_Dangle .@AdamWylde .@JesseBlake

@SJsounding_off @TLNdc He was. He got submarined by Goncalves and had his knee fucked up in December 2025.

@TLNdc If only Mermis was that ballsy on the ice for the Leafs.

Rocket fans threw beer cans on the ice after being eliminated by the Marlies. Dakota Mermis picked up one of the cans and drank it. 🎥: FloHockey | #LeafsForever

@melissacare01 @chrisCo59153768 I spent weeks one summer knocking on doors of people like you who thought it was a funny joke to fuck around with their census, getting verbally abused, and berated, because you were too fucking lazy to fill out an 8 question census. Kindly get fucked.

@chrisCo59153768 Not your first rodeo eh?!? 😂🤣

How to handle the 2026 census 🇨🇦

@melissacare01 @Damion_ST So when you get called out for being a weaponized plum it's a joke? Take that excuse, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and shove it back up the rank, fetid orifice you pulled it out of.

@Damion_ST It’s a joke 🤦‍♀️ Freaking moron