El Propheto

@JonRothstein They have a 0% chance of winning at FAU

@alexelliottgolf Retarded

Just saw this, “Golf courses should require a five handicap or better to play weekend mornings” Thoughts?

@mattmc24 He wasn’t taking about picking it up.

I’ve played a lot of golf with a lot of different people. Literally have never seen anyone pick up a birdie putt. Even if it’s an inch. Go away

@Califdeformia @Betsycashmoney The first point is soooo bad haha

@Betsycashmoney More attention OBP. A walk is equal to a base hit to the computer numbers crunchers. Also, a hitter often doesn't see the same pitcher more than twice in a game.

Question for baseball fans: Why are batting averages so low now?!? I looked at some baseball stats today (for the first time since childhood lol) & I was SHOCKED. There used to be like 40 guys who finished the season above .300, now there's like 5?! Are pitchers just that good?

@DavidMa45436343 @gotrice2024 Da fuck is wrong with you.

They are both wrong. The lead runner should have given it his all and finished the race definitively. Running slowly at the end, waving at people, shows a lack of respect to his fellow competitors. The runner up, seeing the lead (who had beaten him) just cruising, took advantage of the moment, and sprinted for the win. But it was a hollow victory. And its not a victory anyone with a decent character would want.

These two men are the first two that are about to finish this race. The man who is about to win is slowing down for photo ops and is being social to the people cheering him on. Seeing the opportunity, the man in second started to sprint towards the finish line. He ended up winning the race. People were demonizing him as an upset like he did something wrong by sprinting at the end. He was in a competition and saw a weakness in the other competitor, he countered that weakness and won the race fair and square. Do you feel he did anything wrong?

@Top100Rick Wrong. There should be a group of them every day of every tournament. +4, +2, 0, and 2 handicaps.

Watching Johnson Wagner recreate shots has convinced me of one thing 100%: The PGA Tour should broadcast 4 regular Joes every Monday playing the tour setup. Imagine a 0,5,10,15 handicap trying to battle the blue monster tomorrow. Counting every shot.

@Coach_Sanford2 I’d say more 25-27

Is a 3-0 lead in Hockey synonymous with a 19 point lead in Hoops?

@ballenburner Bro it’s a classic

Just golfed at an absolute dog track on a family trip to CO. If you find yourself at “Heather Ridge”, save yourself $80 and turn around. We got paired with an absolute tool who was rocking a broomstick LAB putter. He proceeded to 4 putt the first hole and many after #shrink

@NUCLRGOLF Illegal. So cool.

Check out this golfers unique putting method 👀

@big_business_ @thatotherblckg @rileysbetter @FCHWPO El Propheto has a solution @FCHWPO

"Flopping has ruined our league. Joel Embiid is one of the greatest players that has played basketball, but he flops. He knows it too" -Jaylen Brown right now on stream (Via @rileysbetter)

@MoneyLineMickey -380 yay

Cash that ticket! ✅

@spshoot Red Sox season ended in April as well

Bruins’ season ends at home Friday. Celtics’ season ends at home Saturday.

@NUCLRGOLF Good shot

🚨🗣️⛳️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us your handicap, what's a line you say at least 20 times per round?

@Mateer4Heisman_ I wonder how people would get around that

Probably a hot take but we need to have a caste system for making tee time reservations. If you are over a 5 handicap you simply should not be allowed to play Thursday-Sunday.

@Notwokenow Said after everyone reported it was false for many hours. Impressive.

No chick is roofie-ing and threatening this walking boner-killer just to drag him into bed. Hell no. Didn’t happen. This dude could stroll through a sorority and leave every vag drier than a Saharan sand trap for five blocks. Bookmark it, folks—I’m betting his sad ass lied.

@RIGGEDFORVEGAS @historydefined Also zero the number of people that tried to do that so

@historydefined Obviously rigged. How many times have you flipped a (normal non rigged)coin and it landed on the same side 26 times consecutively. Exactly 0.

An infamous roulette game in Monte Carlo Casino on August 18, 1913, saw the ball land on black 26 times in a row. Gamblers lost millions by repeatedly betting on red, convinced it had to happen eventually. The event became one of the most famous examples of the gambler’s fallacy.

@historydefined Imagine not hopping on that black train

@Travis1 This is laughably bad

Do you agree with this?

@FlatironFlusher There is no way that last putt is where the 7th shot ended up.

Golf "creators" are ruining competitive golf. It's one thing to film yourself shooting 82, it's another to invite your cameraman ONTO the green, DURING PLAY. It’s intrusive, disrespectful, and a distraction your playing partners didn’t agree to. Embarrassing behavior.

@ejmaroun Agreed

I need you all to understand than 99% of people are not hitting a HR if given 100 pitches facing the #2 pitcher at their local high school.

@JomboyMedia Because he knocked it into foul territory with his hand? 😂😂😂😂

why was this called a fair ball