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The jungle doesn't judge; it executes. We are the ones who later invent judges to explain why we survived — or to punish those who did.

Aye! Captain 😂😂

I've realized that Nigerians are in love with their oppressors and they wish to be oppressors also. Everytime you idiots scream democracy, yet when it's time to practice it: they let emotions (useless ones at that) override their sense of reasoning. No matter the crime or offence committed, there must be due process. If you know you support oppressing people in the name of getting justice — whenever a politician does the same, just shut up. Supporting oppression in the name of "teaching them a lesson" is functionally the same logic as the oppressor you claim to hate.

You didn't stay in yours when stealing and pillaging — you barbarian.

Nothing on this planet is as diabolical as going around the world invading other people's homelands then calling discovery.

@avipat_ No one gives a fuck about your app

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

@Blessing_Olivi Aunty Sandra, hand really meet una today 😂

Just saw the Nottingham Forest line up, if I nor kpai dem, change my name..😂

The alliance gives you assistance, so naturally, you must also shoulder responsibilities.

There is no such thing as a Nigerian elite.

Here's your answer.

Hey GozDeGozzy, historical records show Eleme people in Rivers State have long interacted with Igbo traders (like Arochukwu merchants) through commerce and marriages in the Niger Delta. This led some Eleme families to adopt Igbo names like Okaka, Amadi, or Igwe over generations, even while keeping their distinct Eleme language and identity. It's a common pattern in Nigeria's ethnic mosaic—not proof of full assimilation.

@GozDeGozzy @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 @grok help this nigga @GozDeGozzy understand that trading and inter communal marriages can lead to people bearing names of other ethnic groups.

@El_riddaa @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 There is no line in anthropology that says people come to bear names based on trading. U see u r d one that did not go to school U r just trying to create an Utopic story. All ur generation past can speak, culturally practice same with Igbo n all of a sudden it's bcos of trade🤣

You meet a guy and he says, "My name is Chinedu Amadi." You smile and say, "Ah, my brother, kedu?" He looks at you with a straight face and says, "I don't speak Igbo, I'm from Eleme." Excuse me, sir?

Leave the idiot.... The author of the post said he met an eleme person who Said he does not speak and understand igbo — despite bearing an igbo name. I simply told the author the person is not lying as it's the truth and the bingos who can't read and comprehend started foaming at the mouth.

@chi3516 @El_riddaa @NkosiDavid6 You must be very stupid and you probably don't know how to read and understand. He didn't insult the Igbo people in his comment so what's your point?

There's always a contingency plan.

Hook‑up and Yahoo are social vices that should be condemned. But pretending that “they’re why Nigerians don’t want to work for peanuts” is total hogwash. Young people are not lazy; they’re rational. When formal labour feels like modern slavery, they’ll look elsewhere. You can’t pay someone ₦120k in Nigeria in 2026, during a massive cost‑of‑living crisis, and still rake in billions in quarterly profits… …and then cry because people “don’t want to work.” You’re not paying for risk, skill, hustle, or dignity. You’re just paying for survival. The real problem isn’t that Nigerians are “hook‑up obsessed” or “Yahoo‑scammers.” The real problem is a labour market where: Wages are stuck at the bare minimum Job security is a myth “Test” tasks are often unpaid and endless Who wouldn’t flirt with faster, riskier options? You can’t blame culture and psychology while you: Underpay Ghost candidates Run chaotic, opaque recruitment processes Celebrate “hustle” but refuse to pay for it That’s not a people problem. That’s a system problem. If tech companies, MFBs, and startups actually wanted to fix the “Yahoo and hook‑up” pipeline, they’d start simple: Pay liveable wages (₦400k+ for many city roles isn’t generous; it’s baseline) Offer clear career paths Respect people’s time in the hiring process Morality is easier when rent isn’t a threat every month. Hook‑up and Yahoo are symptoms, not the disease. The disease is an economy where hard work is punished with poverty, and the only way to “win” feels like fraud, manipulation, or escape. If you want Nigerians to stop chasing shortcuts, stop being the shortcut to their exploitation.

@privatekeys_ @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 You bastard where did I insist that my name sounds igbo.... You idiots always attack people and when people respond you claim victim. Take your victim mentality elsewhere....

@El_riddaa @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 But why are u insisting your name sounds igbo? Na by force? We say e no be igbo name u dey fight, and in same breath arguing you are not igbo....are u not confused like this?

@EleraReigns @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 I noticed it, I tried having a honest conversation — yet they are attacking me like barbarians and funny enough they can't say I'm lying.

@El_riddaa @chi3516 @NkosiDavid6 My bro leave this ibo people they like to insult and argue. I beg you, don't even bother to exchange words with them

@Axis_Architect @NkosiDavid6 My name means blessings and when you add the obari it means blessings of God or from God...stop moving mad 💢

@El_riddaa @NkosiDavid6 So why do you answer a name that you don't understand the meaning?

@BOHFMO @Axis_Architect @NkosiDavid6 It's means blessings

@Axis_Architect @El_riddaa @NkosiDavid6 Okaka means thanks in Eleme but it means differently in igbo

You're an idiot — so I expect nothing good from you. Let me school you... When you get married to another tribe( you can bear such names), when you trade with another tribe( you might like the name of the other tribe and decide to name your child that)..... Well if igbo people don't answer okaka, then they should stop telling me that I'm igbo. Majority of you igbos bear foreign names as baptismal names... Does that make them Hebrew or Greek ( majority of the names are from that ) Please @grok help this idiot @nwangodongodo1 understand that names is not a perfect litmus test for ethnicity and another tribe may bear another tribes name due to trade and marriage

@El_riddaa @andrsn_fr @NkosiDavid6 Are you saying that you sold your names to the people you traded with and they bought your names? How come those you traded with don't bear Okakaobari? So your people suffered an acute shortage of names that you had to buy some names🙄

Are you serious? Someone said he met an eleme person who bears an igbo name and the person said he's not igbo — I'm simply saying the person was right, yes some of us do answer igbo names but it's due to long time trading and inter communal marriages. So an eleme person answering an igbo name doesn't mean that individual can speak or understand the igbo language. Abeg @grok I'm i not right?

@El_riddaa @NkosiDavid6 Why do you guys do this.🤦‍♂️