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I put "Steve Harvey" into Wombo's AI art maker Dream:

More Americans were shot this weekend in Chicago than were shot during the entire Iran War.

@EODHappyCaptain Pic goes hard

Here’s how he would have wanted you to remember him:

Aaron was my teammate in Afghanistan on my first deployment. I didn’t know anything. He taught me, and taunted me as any good NCO does. He earned multiple valor awards on that deployment and almost got killed several times. When he finally got out, we all breathed a sigh of relief. Less than 100 days after exiting the Army, he died due to VA negligence in Nashville. He deserved better. He deserved a long life. I miss him.

I have not seen anybody talking about what’s going on in Canada right now. This man was pulled over and told by police that he had to come with them because a psychiatrist labeled him “certifiable.” No paperwork, no rule of law, just a doctor saying that if he didn’t come with him right then and there that he would be arrested. The fact that a government could do this is terrifying.

@herchosenpath Recording it isn't all that bad, preserve the moment. Posting it online? That's bad.

He asked you to stay in the car and then you recorded it and posted it. Oy.

@fcbniine @Cade_Onder 90% of the game will be Covid and Trump jokes. Prepare.

@Cade_Onder I hope GTA 6 doesn’t suffer from the same, make the jokes timeless so this isn’t an issue

a clear sign of how long this game has been in development lmao

@SawyerMerritt Uh.. why does it look like *that* ?? Would've been incredible if it was sleeker and wider. This looks like a toy. Ferrari is playing with fire lol. They care so much about their branding and image and they release this? Looks like the car model would be named "Goop" or something

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

@AbramsonFL @libsoftiktok This would've happened anyway lol

@libsoftiktok Yeah, we really dodged a bullet!

We really dodged a bullet..

We have officially broken through the mainstream media blackout.

"Millions trapped" trapped where? Their own countries?

@JohnCornyn You people are useless

Please vote tomorrow in Republican Primary runoff election. God bless Texas

This is what Paterson, NJ, looks like under the mayor who’s now holding a Palestine flag-raising ceremony at city hall.

@RTNToronto @Disciple4Lif What kind of Canadians

#NEW: Tim Hortons to reduce temporary foreign workers and hire 10,000 Canadians.

Before we get into today’s festivities let’s take a moment of silence for all those we’ve lost. Let’s honor those who fought for us and our country today and everyday. Happy #MemorialDay everyone, God bless.

@fight4newjersey Our tax dollars at work. She knows she'll be denied but needs to make a headline. So she wastes money and time hauling all the way over there to make frowny faces to the cameras. Total performative clownshow

BREAKING 🚨- Mikie Sherrill Denied Entry to Delaney Hall 🧊

@JordiCarSeries Kyle said "Excuse me, I'll be taking that" 😂

Lmao I just remembered this vid exists 🥹

@TheBopPops Cool until you know he's a traitor to his nation

Wow what a wholesome tweet about RLCS from — *checks account* — THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE?????

@stvisonfire @JakeSucky I'd argue Rocket League is harder than fighting games at this point. That's not to say fighting games are far off or easy or anything. But RL is entirely unscripted and unpredictable.

@JakeSucky fighting games already had that title for a long time now, jake

With Rocket League's latest update, people are now calling it the highest skill based game in all of esports

@NewsWire_US Rubio or DeSantis are better choices anyways

VANCE CONSIDERS ABANDONING 2028 PRESIDENTIAL RUN, SOURCES SAY — MAIL

This guy had his bike stolen and traced it down to a house. The bike’s been there for over 12 hours, but listen to how the police acted and the attitude! They say they can’t do anything because the back gate is open and there’s no other evidence. He then argues with the man, who clearly just wants justice for his stolen bike. The British police are an absolute joke.

@hayasaka_aryan @UbermenschMind @ResEvilDude One of your best replies I've seen lol. So true

@UbermenschMind @ResEvilDude The performative aspect is what attracts them

Goyzogged white liberal foids when the “Noble Savages” who skinned people alive and ate em were fairly defeated in battle by 20 US cavalry men…