Mother of Dragon

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Mother of Dragon

@ElbaDragon

Mother of reinvention. Citizen of everywhere. Lawful, proportionate and, indeed, compassionate. Come and have a go if you think you're furry enough.

We'll always have tomatoes Katılım Eylül 2019

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·10 Eyl

Might need to make this my pinned tweet

Matt Bluefoot@MattBluefoot

@brexitfemish @SMEFinMan @Peston You will have a choice now: either that government lied to you then, or it is lying to you now, or both. And if you’re happy for that sort of government to do whatever it likes, you are, with the greatest of respect, a cretin.

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Ava-Santina@AvaSantina·25 Şub

Extraordinary moment in select committee just now with social media bosses and Labour’s @emily4MK

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Dream for America@DreamAmerica_·25 Şub

Hello, 911? I just witnessed @JonStewart murder a man.

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·26 Şub

@atrupar Paging Mrs Trump

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·26 Şub

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·26 Şub

@atrupar uhm

Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·26 Şub

@SarahDuggers What budget do I need to include for the exorcism?

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Sarah@SarahDuggers·25 Şub

Oh lovely! What a shame there's only 60 years left on the lease. rightmove.co.uk/properties/158…

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·23 Şub

@Otto_English Disappointing that the Daily Mail doesn't have a photo of her in gold lame hotpants

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Otto English@Otto_English·23 Şub

The "grandmother" that everyone is getting so defensive of is 3 years younger than Kylie Minogue

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·23 Şub

@twlldun I doubt he has ever been near yoga girls in yoga pants.

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)@twlldun·23 Şub

What the fuck

9mmSMG@9mmsmg

People don't actually like Indian food. Yoga girls in yoga pants just tricked you into thinking it was good. You feel cultured ordering garlic naan. It's the same as when you convinced yourself to like Ethiopian food to impress that hipster girl. Women force men into making bad decisions in almost every aspect of life.

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Felix Bohr@felix_bohr·23 Şub

„Man darf nicht warten, bis aus dem Schneeball eine Lawine geworden ist. Man muss den rollenden Schneeball zertreten. Die Lawine hält keiner mehr auf.. Das ist die Lehre, das ist das Fazit dessen, was uns 1933 widerfuhr.“ Erich Kästner, geboren am 23.2.1899 in Dresden.

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·23 Şub

@annettedittert Yes!

Annette Dittert @annettedittert·23 Şub

In short: It could have been worse. And one more thing: Even if the AfD comes in around 20% in the end. This also means 4/5 of German voters did not vote for them. Just saying.

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·23 Şub

@40PercentGerman This is what we should be worried about

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Nic Houghton@40PercentGerman·23 Şub

Yesterday CDU leader, and probably the next Chancellor, Friedrich Merz declared "Links ist vorbei" (The Left is finished). Today:

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·17 Şub

@MoeckelFlorian @40PercentGerman Franken ist Franken

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Florian@MoeckelFlorian·17 Şub

@40PercentGerman Because, on the other hand, Franken is „not really“ Bavaria.

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Nic Houghton@40PercentGerman·17 Şub

To live here, you need to know there isn't one #Germany, there's 16 different flavours. Things only get weird when you move to Bavaria to be told it's "not really" Germany. Weirder, move to Nürnberg, in Bavaria, and suddenly you're in Franken. German geography is tricky.

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Paul Ziemiak@PaulZiemiak·13 Şub

Eine Partei, die eine Person in ihren Reihen duldet, die Hausverbot in einem Konzentrationslager hat, hat im Bundestag nichts verloren. #Amthor #Maischberger

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David Lammy@DavidLammy·13 Şub

We are ready to enhance our support for Ukraine. Our Weimar+ statement ⬇️

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Andreas Moser@AndreasMoser007·14 Şub

I miss the gold old times, when Americans still came to Europe to rid us of the Nazis. Not to endorse them.

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Joe Biden@JoeBiden·14 Şub

Happy Valentine's Day, Jilly!

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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys·14 Şub

Stand with Ukrainians as Trump prepares to sell them out (Location: Russian embassy, London, Feb ‘23)

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·14 Şub

@mrdavemacleod pages still uncut

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻@mrdavemacleod·14 Şub

Boris Johnson starting to look like one of those aliens on Doctor Who who try to dress up as a human

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Mother of Dragon@ElbaDragon·14 Şub

@twlldun "Get Trump/Elon to facilitate a merger with Reform"

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)@twlldun·14 Şub

“Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?”

John Rentoul@JohnRentoul

Dominic Cummings’s action plan

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻@mrdavemacleod·14 Şub

“there are Neville Chamberlain’s in every generation” George Monbiot’s takedown of Matt Goodwin and the Reform party is a thing of beauty 👏 #bbcqt

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@emily4MK @jonstewart @atrupar @SarahDuggers @Otto_English @twlldun @annettedittert @40PercentGerman