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FPL twitter reactions to a goal being scored: 1/ Andy Martin - that puts my OR to 7.3m, but I was right that Salah wouldn’t score it. Raptor - we did it! What a milestone goal for us! HM - *blocks everyone & leaves group chat* Bhuna - 💉💉💉💉 [via @David_Ornstein]

@OfficialFPL Onereallybloodyshiteword

Sum up your #FPL weekend in one word 👇

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@FPL__Raptor A lot of us would be out of a job if you stopped tweeting tbh

Few people complaining about the number of tweets today. Fully agree, I've tweeted a lot. Three options: mute, block, or click on my tweets and ask Twitter to show you less of them. Absolutely no need to tell someone they are tweeting too much on their own Twitter account.

@BakerFPL343 Hope this helps mate twitter.com/elffpl/status/…

Is TC Kane such a bad idea?

@TheFunksterFaz @FPL_Harry He said YOU bought Stones as part of a -4 before press conferences

No YOU bought Stones as part of a -4 before press conferences

@FplHedgehog @FPL_Salah @fplreview

DGW20 anytime scorer % (counting double fixtures) Haaland: 81% Kane: 55% Alvarez: 52% Martial: 52% Wilson: 46% Rashford: 46% Toney: 45% Foden: 45% Salah: 45% Mahrez: 45% Zaha: 43% Ings: 43% Son: 40% Darwin: 40% DCL: 40% Grealish: 39% Vardy: 38% Bruno F: 36% Source: @fplreview

@FPL_Diagnosis Probably should start calling me an “expert” then Alan

@ElfFpl Lots of “so-called” “experts” have completely “forgotten” to mention this

Not sure if anyone’s done this yet, but I’m seriously considering the TC on Kane. If you group the GW numbers into pairs, here’s what they look like for him: 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29 31 33 35 37 A heck of a trend, and one that’s gone under the radar 👀

@NoContextBrits Jim’ll fix it

Which British TV show needs to make a comeback?

@mybaaddd @FPL__Raptor If we only tweet what we need to tweet, I’m not sure we’d see a lot on this app mate

@ElfFpl @FPL__Raptor You don’t need do him dirty like that😭💀😭

I completely forgot GW19 was still ongoing and Fulham vs. Chelsea is tomorrow evening…

@HinduMonkey @FPL__Raptor @PinkPon01548586

@BigManBakar Thanks babe x

At no point this season has a threemium squad been more viable than it is now. With Cancelo out of favour & Trent/Robertson out of form, it's easier to put funds in attack and yet get a strong team with Haaland, Kane & KDB (and even Nunez!). Makes the case for Kane stronger

Sounds pretty unanimous to me

@HinduMonkey @JimboByrne1 @FPL_Dabby And don’t get me started on your horrific use of reflexive pronouns

Anyone else sick of this fucking phrase? It just isn’t meant for text format. @FPL_Dabby is always at it!

@FFScout_Joe I was speaking to Jedward the other day as they were discussing what podcast Joe should listen to whilst combing their hair. They called it RHLSTP but I’m not sure that’s gona catch on.