Elijah Williams

“And I thank god everyday for the girl he sent my way, but I know the things he gives me, he can take away. And I hold you every night, and it’s a feeling I wanna get used to. But there’s no man as terrified as the man who stands to lose you…. Oh, I hope I don’t lose you.”

@pityclams As funny as it is, you should watch the South Park episode about it😭

fully assumed that’s what it was all these years and was like “man that’s not a crazy thing to believe in why are people up in arms about this” girl wdym there’s aliens and a volcano

just found out scientology is NOT “i don’t believe in god i believe in science”.

@makaveri___ @bizagoranaa Honestly you’ve gotta be fucking stupid if you don’t realize this is AI

@bizagoranaa How is she now? Honestly i wanna know what she is doing

OMG😱🥹😱

@LoreLeo1939 @26ers_bp115 And it’s so fucking stupid that this is the normal now.

@26ers_bp115 In America we would laugh at it and say he just really loves the food, he is expressing himself, he is excited. But I'm fairness he may be exaggerating a bit (especially being loud) for clicks, but similar behavior is normal in the U.S.

外国の皆さん。 非常に不愉快で下品に見えますが、 皆さんの国ではこれが面白いのですか？

@Mishi_2210 52. 500 divided BY half, not in half, is 500/250+50. Which is 52.

If answer is not 300 then what is the answer..? 1 percent will succeed

@Matt_Pinner Matchstick Men

Can you name a Nicolas Cage movie you like that is not The Rock, Con Air or Face Off 🤔

@Nahchief789 @Vinod_r108 @darealkimoralee Esp something like that, fuck no

@Vinod_r108 @darealkimoralee Bro. I'm all for not warming women but when the women does something to me. There is no if ands or buts nigga there is no "You should let it slide cuz she's a girl" idgaf just like if a dude did that shit he getting the same treatment💀💀

@BarbieAgitprop I’ve always been competitive, but I can’t be aggressive and not mean to. I’m trying to be better though

Men pointing out women typically play single player puzzle games and sims like babe yea because you call use slurs and scream at us in the FPS lobbies what the fuck do you expect (doesn't stop me but still)

Shortest story of the world

@skydotcs Just tried. I use 24 hour clock and it still does it. I need to lay down

the time picker on iphones alarm app isn’t actually circular it’s just a really long list

It’s a married woman on tik tok full blown bawling in her car wanting a divorce because she’s sick and tired of having to be considerate in her relationship. Husband didn’t do anything wrong she’s just tired of having to treat him like a person that matters.

@esjesjesj How do you not get that he’s making money off it, regardless of whether or not they like him The amount of engagement he’s gotten from this is probably insane. And you’re just helping him more

How do you not get that they despise you

@WarClandestine I was definitely disappointed. The episode ended very abruptly and the jokes and gags were funny, but not near as subtle or clever as I’ve come to expect from them. I guess we’ll have to see what happens with the rest of the season.

I am a diehard South Park fan, and I am in favor of being able to poke fun at celebrities and elected officials… But I find it noteworthy that they just completely ignored the last 4 years of Biden being a vegetable, and are now all-in on bashing Trump all the sudden. This comes after South Park made fun of the all the anti-vaxxers and “conspiracy theorists” during the pandemic, and all those people turned out to be right about everything… Then, in 2020, Trey and Matt said they wanted to take a break from politics after getting everything wrong about Trump, Russia, Covid, vaccines, and more. They said they just wanted to get back to being funny, while completely ignoring Biden being a walking joke factory for 4 years, just to fire back up the political episodes as soon as Trump comes back. If South Park would have made fun of Biden, I wouldn’t have said anything, but they didn’t, so now this Trump-bashing just comes off as politically motivated. South Park prides themselves for, supposedly, going after EVERYONE, but they let Biden and the Dems off the hook for the last 8 years… As a lifelong South Park fan, it has been disappointing to see this franchise fall off, and it all started around the 2016 election. It’s never been the same. There have been some funny moments, but something changed.

@DavidAvellan @Dexerto Nahh, “gun bad, animal good” unless it’s a pit bull.

People don't seem to understand that hunting is part of conservation efforts. Sometimes an old bull is sterile and not letting other males mate, which can cause a dip in the population. Game management goes into a great effort to select which animals need to be culled for the benefit of the herd. Plus, all that money paid goes to conservation. You might not like it, but it is helping. Hunting is not evil - it's a must. If you are alive, you are indirectly killing animals whether you like it or not. Meat from a grocery store is arguably worse for nature than hunting an animal in the wild. And if you are vegan, animals are still killed as a result of agriculture processes to cultivate your food. Hunting is about putting food on the table. While trophy hunters might not care much for the food element, they still donate to local tribes from my understanding, so the animal does not go to waste. In my opinion, it shouldn't be celebrated that this man died. He has family that I'm sure will miss him. It's part of the risk of hunting, and of course it's fair game to the buffalo that he dodged death by killing the hunter. It's just the reality of life, that we must consume others to survive. Just be hopeful that when your time comes, your death comes swift.

A millionaire trophy hunter has been killed by a buffalo he was hunting in South Africa

@bluefolf @JSTZRz Bexause society has become delusional.

@JSTZRz If he’s so right then why does the rest of my family support me 🤷‍♀️ My grandparents, mom, aunts, cousins, and nephews all support me

My grandma sent me a dress to help me with my trans journey oh my god 🥺

@JoeB87395946 @joshharding77 Humans have also lived beyond their means for so long that they’ve had to start searching and fucking up other planets just to survive, instead of just changing and fixing what was wrong with where they were in the first place. That’s called Darwinism.

@joshharding77 It's more complex than just he is the bad guy. Humanity is in dire need of this rare mineral to support its massive population on Earth. Despite attempts to negotiate and trade with the aliens, they've mostly rejected us. Leaving humanity with little choice but to wage war.

I will occasionally see this take on here every few months, and it always stops me in my tracks when I do because I legitimately cannot comprehend any lens through which someone might feel this way…..

@dijonlariqq @allurequinn “It’s levels to the shit”? It’s clothes dude. If you know how to dress and what looks good on you, you can shop at fucking goodwill and make a nice outfit. And correct me if I’m wrong, but this post is definitely about her makeup and NOT her clothes

@allurequinn A lot of normies don’t understand fashion or looks. So to them it looks bad or ugly etc but mind you these are the same people who shop at old and Ross ( no shade ). So it’s just levels to the shit

the difference between women and men’s reaction on this look… this is actually the best she’s ever looked.

@starshot_ He’s just a cool guy who can absorb people’s powers, including that anvils. Check. Mate.

hello internet user. in front of you stands kirby. above you hangs an anvil. your task is to explain who kirby is as a character without referring to the anime and "kills gods for cake" & "poyo" memes. if you fail, the anvil will drop. good luck!

@LothWolffe The (actually really good) unhinged voice acting from, quite literally, some of the craziest people to see in this kind of movie, with the insane plot and unique animation style, I’ve always loved this movie, even if it is weird. I stand by hoodwinked boy. In fact, we are one.

We have movie nights every month & one month we let my friend's bf choose and this is the film he went with. He has since been banned from picking movies.