Prof.Duck
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CJP’s backup Instagram account also taken down.
Abhijeet Dipke@abhijeet_dipke
My Instagram account has been hacked.
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@odedanilo Maths, I once misread the timetable, back when I was in 8th, I studied hindi but the exam was maths. I wrote it, got full marks, classmates were jealous because I was newly admitted into the school and a handful of them forced my teacher to cut half mark over a little mistake
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@kaskaide1 Mujhe bhi dedo bhai, ye Lahori churan, I wanna get high
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There’s a certain May 2025 incident involving the S-400 and HQ-9B that would make defense Twitter implode if solid evidence ever became public.
Sadly, I can’t verify it, so treat this as a “maybe.”
Still hilarious to think about.
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@abhijeet_dipke Pehli baar muthi maarne pr bhi itni khushi nhi hui
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@IndianTechGuide My dick is not small, the measuring scale is too big
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🚨 "NEET-UG 2026 had no paper leak; only certain questions were out," says NTA chief.
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We, Nepalis, were busy building our lives too. The protest started because of students who have competitive exams. Millions of people with real job and real issues took to the streets. No need to frame India as too busy to revolt, just say you guys are pussies and move on lol ✌️
Aaraynsh@aaraynsh
Cockroach Janta Party is trying to copy the Nepal-style revolution model by using Gen Z for street politics and online outrage. But this model won’t work in India. Most Indian Gen Z are busy with JEE, NEET, UPSC, placements, or college admissions. The rest are under strict family guidance and know one wrong move can damage their career. Indian society is different. Most people don’t want chaos on the streets because everyone is busy building their own life, earning money, and securing their future. People here mostly try to make the best out of what they have instead of joining Internet followers count revolution.
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@anwesh_satpathy What are you gonna do with geography? There's nothing we can do about it
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It is becoming increasingly difficult to live in India. We pretend it is normal but it is not. The heat is soul crushing unbearable. It is not normal for things to be this insufferable. Introspect what went wrong in concrete jungles.
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@IndoKatholic A stick should be used to support plants, not a corpse
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End Result of Tanatan...
Old useless cows must be kept fed instead of slaughtering them for something useful(Meat and Leather) and farmers go into debt and kill themselves.
Hope Bengal enjoys all of this for the next 5 years😊
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@alpha_defense Going to Tirumala for darshan on my birthday in about a week, I will definitely pray for AMCA, TEDBF, Tejas, Brahmos-2, NG, Kusha, Subs, Destroyers, frigates, rifles and everything
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🙏🏻 anyone going to Tirupati do the same please. We need all the blessings
This is for India (that is Bharat 🇮🇳)
sudhansu@iitiansudh61187
@alpha_defense Ayodhya jaa rha hui amca keliye prathna krunga ram ji se ❤️🤞
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@priyayayanshi Do you know that muslim women can't enter a mosque? Do you have the courage to call them out? And it's not a bar, it's a religious place of worship, with reasons beyond our understanding. What's stopping you from going to the temple the other 25 days?
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women in India are not allowed to enter temples at various places while they're menstruating till date
Dafenet@patdafenet
women werent allowed to open a bank account in the usa until 1974??????!!???!!???!????!??????
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@AwaisKh94993664 @Veryindiancoded Aa gya Bhikari, sale tum log ka 11 airbase ko moon crater bna diya🤡
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The evolution of human beings VS The evolution of indians
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🇸🇪 In Sweden, a sudden surge in incidents has been observed involving bacon placed between the pages of the Quran as well as in prayer mats within universities.
Thoughts?
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why don't lindus just declare Dhurandhars script as their holy book or something 😭😭😭😭
Rishi Bagree@rishibagree
ISI funding cockroaches in India
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@priyayayanshi Are you sure that there's no state in India which has a Congress government? Don't be as dumb as MAGA retards
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@thevirdas Maybe you should stick to cracking jokes even hyenas won't find funny
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Hilarious. All the usual x handles now deployed to discredit a random youth social media handle. Usual bunch of useful idiots with engagement. Just comes off as terribly insecure. If you’re in the CJP smile about the fact that some serious money is being spent on you :-)
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@ammarawrites Yeah, we're really worried to see how Rizwan will fuck your Quam
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India should worry about Dhurander 3
Sandeep Neel@SanUvacha
Pakistan should worry about getting the next IMF bailout.
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@pbhushan1 What were your goons doing? Sticking their thumb up their asshole?
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That a Muslim majority booth votes 97% for BJP is clear evidence of EVM manipulation or EVM replacement or returning officer of ECI declaring a vote which is totally different from what the EVM recorded
Ayush Tiwari@sighyush
🚨Story: A close contest led by TMC in a West Bengal seat flipped to the BJP as a Muslim-majority booth returned 97% votes for the BJP, shows a @scroll_in analysis of the EC's official booth-wise data. The story of a bizarre counting process 👇🏽 scroll.in/article/109298…
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