Elizer Papi

I am Elitzgfx I am a realistic painter Pls retweet my client might be in you CL

Nothing wrong with this at all. She WANTS to do it, it’s her way of making his life easier as he’s also made her life easier. Need other women to start understanding that it is YOUR marriage. Do what works for YOU & ur PARTNER.

@oyyndml You can never out retard a nigerian feminist

@Richnexx @Joe__Bassey @baddestchef Had it for years now 😂

@ElitzGfx @Joe__Bassey @baddestchef Wow, na my first time to see am

That Nigerian bracelet is non-existent. No Nigerian has seen or worn it before.

@Richnexx @Joe__Bassey @baddestchef I dey stay Naij and na here I buy am

@ElitzGfx @Joe__Bassey @baddestchef U dey stay naija? And na naija u for buy am?

It exists

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

When she texts “You have lost the most important thing in your life” So I check whether Bruno Fernandes got injured.

@daniel_adetona @Free_S0sa You deserve is like mad 🫵🏽

the Birkenstock team just hit me up. I'm losing my mind!!!

@KCwester007 @Anu_official I keep wondering what’s happening, for days now they keep topping the insanity

@Anu_official Is there something in the air that our ladies are inhaling for the past 3 days, because what is this Rage baiting after rage baiting for different ladies for the past few days

As in you got a job and then you demanded that your ‘talking stage’ sends you wine so you could celebrate that you got a job? Oh my God 🤣🤣🤣

e get where soft life go touch you, you go dey live like bad bitch

I pray you never date a COLD BEGGER. They don’t come out straight to ask you for money… they will just keep complaining about all the things they need to fix , emotionally manipulating you until you offer them money. Those are the worst kind.

We women live a terrifying double life. A mother will look at her teenage son with absolute, boundless empathy. She will hold him when he cries, tell him his feelings matter, and pray to God that he finds a woman who loves him for his pure heart, not his wallet. But that exact same woman will turn around and look at her husband, who is literally someone else’s grown son and treat him like a malfunctioning piece of farm equipment if he loses his job or shows a moment of emotional fragility. We completely compartmentalize the fact that the men we drain, stress out, and demand traditional protection from were once little boys who were promised that their hearts mattered. ​ Look at the advice mothers pass down. It is pure, unfiltered hypocrisy. We sit our daughters down and say: "Never settle. Make sure he is a provider. If he is struggling financially, do not build him up, leave him. You deserve a King." But if a mother catches wind that her son's girlfriend is treating him that way? If her son loses his job and his girlfriend packs her bags? That mother will lose her mind. She will call the girlfriend a gold-digger. She will call her toxic. We are actively raising our daughters to become the exact type of women we pray our sons never meet.

@gabzz12345 @_TNG2 @TunezDVL And you wonder why these babes move like urchins, it’s because iberibes like you exist

she nearly start dey convulse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@omo_olobikan Oh, na woman

I don’t understand the concept of men buying second hand car and saying “they won” what exactly did you win ?

@maktubmw @J_ho_va @_chrismane_ Because he keeps playing all season

@J_ho_va @_chrismane_ Exactly, but how is it like that 🤣

If you’re not seeing him then you’re not a true United fan

@Kvngspice_ How much is the second frame

Some interesting lamps I built from scratch last year..

@AndrewOndoma @Igbo_Chinese1 @Victur_kobeofPH e must balance things, she no go slow ke😂

@Igbo_Chinese1 @Victur_kobeofPH GOD no fit do ogoro

Whatever you do don’t ever walk past any ATM

@Mimi_Josephh @MokejiB I saw it a few minutes ago, or is this the Nigerian version?

@MokejiB I’ve seen this tweet before

I drove by my man house cause I didn't believe he said where he was at..... why was he outside taking out the trash & looked right at me 😅 I sped off so quick and he steady calling me talking about bring your stoopid ssa back here girl 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so shame 😭

Not peak but man i love random pictures, you will be going about your day and someone you like sends you a close up selfie with lips and brows looking like they are about to pop out of the screen 🥹♥️