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I really wished that we would have transferred the name walkie-talkies over to cellphone because I mostly definitely walkie and talkie while on my phone
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Erin Elizabeth
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The fact that How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is trending on Netflix.. girl I can lose a guy in 10 minutes
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If I was a music artist I would release my music at 2pm, the Thursday part of the day.
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I will watch a million retellings of Pride and Prejudice. I want the comfort of a story line I already know and love, but the endorphins of something new.
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Apparently the farmer’s market in my neighborhood is known as the “horny” market and I have yet to get hit on there? Excuse me
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thinking about the time 2 years ago @ElizabethErin found a rolex watch in a waterfall when we were at shenandoah and we just turned it in to lost and found and never thought about it again
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@devinlchaney At one point Greenville was emailing me and using my deceased grandpa’s name…
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Someone has signed my number up for political texts. It’s bad enough that I’m getting spam texts every day, but what’s worse is that they don’t have my name right. MY NAME IS NOT BRADFORD
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Thank you to every man who has said “that was actually funny.” I know, that’s why I said it
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@sarahgrovesward Have you tried Dordle?
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@sophiewoz Us and Lydia being side characters to @unshmdRomans116 every time we chat
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you all laugh but this has literally been my philosophy for years…… obnoxious friend with nothing going on just constantly giving horrible advice about your problems
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no more main character energy for 2022... i would like to be the side character....let me show up in a fun outfit and drop a devastating zinger and enjoy my low-stakes b plot.......let someone else do the self-reflection and growth part thank you
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Thinking about the guy I went on a date with who said “I don’t want to label anyone as anti-capitalism-“
Go ahead and label me 😘
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Shared work calendars are great - can I distract myself by bothering Susan right now? Nope, she’s with a client until 2, I’ll find another way to avoid doing my work
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@MikeyPWard Saved me so much money once I figured this out!
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