Devin Chaney

I FUCKING WON AN XBOX AT MY SCHOOL'S SENIOR BREAKFAST????? WHAT??????

President Trump read 2 Chronicles 7:11–22 during "America Reads the Bible," joining nearly 500 leaders in a weeklong event honoring America’s 250th anniversary.

We’re saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing. We’ll share more soon, including timelines for the app and API and details on preserving your work. – The Sora Team

🚨 THIS IS INSANE! The TSA lines at New Orleans Airport is now backed up into the parking lot!!!

Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.

What you ski with that flag on your arm and run your mouth on the world stage?? Some of us wore that flag on our arm and buried our friends under it. STFU AND GO PLAY IN THE SNOW

Wow pls shut the fuck up From all true Americans If you don’t want to represent this country go live somewhere else

They went after Don Lemon faster than anyone on the Epstein Files

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

ROYAL TREATMENT: A prominent NYC Democrat tells FOX News Digital that Mayor Mamdani’s bidet wish highlights hypocrisy among Democrats who were outraged at President Trump’s bathroom renovations at the White House. The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets.”

U.S. Postal Service employee flips off Border Patrol agents and yells: “Go home, you f*cking losers.” This is disgraceful. He is paid by the American taxpayer and needs to be fired.

We are starting to test ads in ChatGPT free and Go (new $8/month option) tiers. Here are our principles. Most importantly, we will not accept money to influence the answer ChatGPT gives you, and we keep your conversations private from advertisers. It is clear to us that a lot of people want to use a lot of AI and don't want to pay, so we are are hopeful a business model like this can work. (An example of ads I like are on Instagram, where I've found stuff I like that I otherwise never would have. We will try to make ads ever more useful to users.)

>boot my old windows laptop >its been force-upgraded to windows11 >sign in with microslop account >immediately get blindingly bright pop up: “finish setting up your machine with Copilot” >no ty, click “setup later” >turn down Xbox gamepass offer >turn down Copilot 365 offer >unpin LinkedIn shortcut >open edge to redownload Brave >have to find it in Bing >disable OneDrive (it’s erroring out anyway asking for money, ransoming my files) >unpin copilot shortcut >disable Copilot Recall spyware >run windows update >click shutdown, but it restarts instead >blindingly bright pop-up “finish setting up your machine with Copilot” >copilot shortcut enabled again >try to use the start menu search bar >hangs then returns “search with Copilot” >click, it opens LinkedIn instead >want to close it but it’s frozen >open legendary programmer Dave W Plumber’s award winning software, Task Manager >238 processes called copilot.exe >mutter expletive >Cortana Copilot pops up, “I can help with that!” and freezes >Defender flagged it as malware >immediately get another pop-up >”OneDrive has run out of space! Your files are no longer accessible!” >about to lose it >I’ll just play a game, boot up CoD >pop-up asking to enable Copilot gaming assistant