Elizabeth Carter

“ I think a bottle of wine or maybe a few beers will make me feel better” has cost me a lot in my life 🤣

Things are slowly going back to normal, the only call I’ve received today is about my cars extended warranty😑 #winning

Playing card against humanity, “ of course the kardashian’s would use a cock ring to stop the terrorist” -Chey

When you text your friends and ask them to celebrate 4/20 with you; for them to respond with it’s 3/20 bitch.... I need out of this house🤣

If you haven’t seen All American... you need to watch it!

etsy.me/2n6XnP3 The Distressed Buckeye! Check out @Jengebby8 's shop on Etsy. New St. Patty's day and March Madness shirts up and ready!

Halsey... just yes!

Pizza is the best!

if you catch yourself begging someone for... human decency?? a response? time together ? clarity? respect? compassion? or even some kindness? you need to take a step back and realize that you’re begging someone for the bare minimum. and that’s ridiculous.

So thankful for @chelsmesideways going into this new year! No distance can separate you and your soul mate🥰

Wish people could walk in my shoes for a day; you’d hate yourself too.

@smith_allyyy Ughh it’s awful! He’s the best puppy ever!

If you sit in the middle of an intersection on a red light... I hate you.

My gut is literally always right.

why are we not alking about this?..A black woman is the fastest person in the world! and she became it right after having a baby.. WHAT CANT WE DO?!👏🏾✨

@smith_allyyy Damn what happened to some people comments??🤣

i am too full of life to be half loved